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[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

The New York Knicks have outscored their opponents by 272 points in the past 12 games

That's the best 12-game stretch from any team in NBA history, regular season or playoffs

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@DaleJr Open Range

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@Nelsen_Colson @CoachMillerMU @WayneBasketbal1 @CoachHoskinsMU Congratulations Cols!

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@HaydenDeLano Good luck coach!

[Adam Jones @kansasangus]

So....@realDonaldTrump can we also get a 200% tariff on foreign beef?

[HuskGuys @HuskGuys]

Wife: so do you think there is a chance Nebraska will be improved this year?

Me: yea I think with the players we have coming back and a few of the new guys, we can improve from last year

Wife: you think they are going to win every game don't you

Me: Yes.

Wife: why don't you just set realistic expectations so you don't do that thing where you go into a deep dark death spiral if you lose?

Me: I can't.

Wife: great! Can't wait.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

1st career win for @spencerschwell! 👏

#BravesCountry

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@BEisenhart Someone asking for student loan forgiveness

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@Crop_Ins_Guy @drew4955 @JohnDeere Yeah they pulled parts off shelves last week

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@Crop_Ins_Guy @drew4955 @JohnDeere Our new machine puked out 3 this year. Causes cracked sheet metal pretty quick if not caught

[Ariel Epstein @ArielEpstein]

You expect me to believe the 4 NL MVP candidates Acuña, Olson, Freeman and Betts go a combined 6-43 (.139) with 0 HR in the NLDS and the week off has nothing to do with it? Get out of here. Something’s gotta change.

[Degenerative Agriculture Advisor @PlsntVlyFarmer]

Local man left 120 acres to his nearby country, Lutheran church to provide income to the the congregation forever.

#ELCA got their paws on it and is selling it.. and I bet none of the money stays local.

Need to do better estate planning. Should’ve been a trust.

[David Bearman @DavidBearman]

104 win Braves
101 win Orioles
100 win Dodgers
All out. Won a combined 1 game after a week off.

No one with more than 90 wins still alive.

If MLB’s goal with new format was to make 162-game season meaningless, they accomplished that.

What a joke.

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@CoachJoeGanz better get Wayne on your radar

[Hayden DeLano @HaydenDeLano]

Extremely excited for this one’s future. Chance to be GREAT!

[J.D. Heit @jdheit76]

@EvanBlandOWH @JimBrabec B

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

When you’re busting your ass working 80 hours this week - remember, our government is gonna take half your money and send it to Ukraine - and if there’s an environmental disaster in your town, they’ll ignore you.

Our country won’t survive with these evil traitors in charge.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

I hope you guys are sitting down

Someone from the NFL League Offices must be working at the University of Michigan now

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

We reached out to Pfizer today and asked if Pfizer is conducting experiments to mutate new coronaviruses for profit, or whether they're contemplating it. But despite their famously well-funded PR department, they refused used to answer.

https://t.co/LNd8ftLDQO

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Spent last two days at Twitter in SF talking to engineers, product managers and yes, @elonmusk. Learned a ton about what’s going on. Before I share, want to note that after couple hour meeting I asked Elon what I could share and he said, “anything that’s true.”

🧵time…

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

California is experiencing heavy rain and snow. Despite years of drought, most of the water will drain into the ocean rather than stored for use. California hasn’t built a dam, reservoir or aqueduct in 40 yrs., when the pop. was half the size. But there’s money for reparations?!?