Jeremy D. Impson

Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?

He/him/his

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

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[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

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[mr_eggs @scrumble_eggs]

Fun fact: the default password for some of these type of construction signs is ‘DOTS’ and they often don’t change it.

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

@wegmans I've been going to you stores every week for since 2009. While never cheapest, you had widest selection, so that I never needed to go anywhere else. Not true anymore. I finally had to stop at @AldiUSA to get plain chicken wings at a decent bulk price.

[George Lutas @GeorgeLutas1]

@SapphoSys You know what's funny? It's not even the first time:
https://t.co/tyoatjKxPF

[chloe 🐇 @SapphoSys]

world's first enterprise solution to reach zero nines uptime

[Charles Rengel @Charles_Rengel]

@Jfcdoomblade The guy that got punched is the same guy that pulled a fire alarm in a store.

He causes problems for attention and clicks.
https://t.co/dYzr4k77fv

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

@dannyspud_ Owned

[reyna cervantes @Jfcdoomblade]

“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

LMFAO when you lay it out like this the absurdity is just STAGGERING.

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

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[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

@FBIDDBongino You were "all sound and fury, signifying nothing".

[Sig Chri 🇺🇦 🇦🇹 @Fella_IA_X25]

@FBIDDBongino Congrats on trying a real job for 10 months. 🧐 Maybe next time it will last 11 months.

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

Hey @AnthropicAI do the rest of your executives genuinely believe your are creating feeling, sentient things? Those of you who do are suffering from AI psychosis https://t.co/sqYS4iwcfg

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

As a flashback to what we’ve lost, and what we can strive to be again, here is my favorite Kennedy Center Honors performance—from 2012.

Heart and Jason Bonham absolutely crushing Stairway to Heaven to honor Led Zeppelin—who watched in tears. It’s worth every second.

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

🚨 CRUEL FAT BASTARD

Effective, February 2, 2026, the 24/7 onsite RN at nursing homes that President Biden implemented will no longer be in effect.

Under President Biden, a Registered Nurse (RN) was required to be on-site 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at nursing homes.

As of December 2, 2025, that law has now been repealed by @realDonaldTrump and @SecKennedy @RobertKennedyJr.

So much for caring about our elderly.

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

Congratulations to the dumbest fucking thing to happen this year: https://t.co/AB0HdHyF0R

[Jeremy D. Impson @jdimpson]

@SouthDallasFood 🔥🔥🔥

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Thank you for speaking out Eloise‼️
You’re amazing‼️