Justin Jones

Competition theory enthusiast. Noble gas. Western Australian.

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@HeatherTDay That is an awesome ladder.

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@GrogsGamut There have been small divestments, usually by undertaking (eg sell x store). There has not been, at least since the current act was first passed (ie 1974), a divestiture order made by a court. I don’t think it’s happened under FIRB either.

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@AntonyGreenElec I see what you did there, as I rock in the foetal position. Or it was an excellent auto-correct.

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@russellcrowe Airport.

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@aaronsmith Especially because it seems like a lot of people don’t realise the left turning car has right of way, not the bike, which adds to the danger (though the bike can see the car better).

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@danilic I would like a film to be made about a cantankerous koala who goes psycho when her husband is run over by a tourist’s wicked camper called DROP BEAR.

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@wessidepraxis @GrogsGamut I really want to see that list.

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@jesawyer Indentured servitude, 2.0.

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@kasie Prahran, Victoria.

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@rachelbaxendale Didn’t Keneally lose because she isn’t a local and displaced a very strong local candidate?

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@blushpinkpeony @blsmooth417 @SunnyD1225 @ReadButler @molangfan1 @jzux Yep. It’s very big in Australian wedding ceremonies as a reading.

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@ds2302 @bernielak @criprights @Leo_Puglisi6 @AlboMP Also, while we’re explaining comedy, when we're trying to make fun of something what we do is, we make a statement that we pretend is true but at the end, we say 'NOT!,' which means it's not true. Same energy.

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@wessidepraxis 100%

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@danieldoody101 Doody!

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@ElaineStead @adamliaw Maggie seasoning.

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@garflyf @bradesposito Who does golf for 30 minutes…

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@kellieljohnston It’s like he thought: how can I make myself somehow more irrationally annoying. I am impressed it doesn’t seem to slip off or anything. Good knot skills.

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@ahoffz Perth, Western Australia

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The real question is: is Bali ready for 12:01 5 February? #PerthReopens