Dread Pirate Jeff

Damn it Jim, I'm a Linux Certification Engineer not a Windows solutions architect!

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@KyleClark Boebert is very largely responsible for this happening, not only did she stand against it initially any being a republican sycophant, she did everything she could to put Trump in office, so this is as much her fault as his. Leopards are festing.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@mattwaldrip @SenBillCassidy What are you thanking him for. He voted for this clown. And voted for an overmanned TikTok medical expert. He has no right to complain now. As a medical doctor he took an oath to do no harm. Yet he helped put this clown in the position, a has done major medical harm to everyone.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@SenBillCassidy Fuck you “Doctor”. AYOU supported a know and virulent antivaxxer and science denier to be the Secretary of Health and Human Services. This is exactly what you stood up and supported during the confirmation. Have you made America great again?

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@EvanAKilgore Shall we call the waaaaaaaabulance? Have you Made America Great Again? This is what you voted for. He’s no different now than he was the first time. You just didn’t care to see it.

Sucks for all those employees you voted against and threw under the trump train.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@WhiteHouse Adolph and Eva come to mind.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@FreightAlley They deserve to have their operations cratered. American workers are getting the shafting they voted for. Trump has been pretty open that he couldn’t care less about the economy as he keeps spreading outright lies about how great things are while the trucking industry tanks.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@FreightAlley You voted for the Leopards Eating Faces party. Welcome to having your faces eaten by leopards.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@accnetwork wtf? I paid for ACCN to watch some college football and your stream is completely dead.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@RHPalmerston3 @Jamesspader0 @sjlaudeman @WilliamShatner Holy crap this is the Star Trek dream I never knew I had. A thousand times yes, @Jamesspader0 for Starfleet!

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@SpeakerPelosi "Prove innocence" ... in America one is presumed innocent and it's on the prosecution to prove guilt. How have you been a federal lawmaker for this long and get that so very wrong?

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

Stumbled across this neat idea while browsing kickstarter. Seems like a great way to discretely track my@camera gear when I travel. CosmoCap & Satellite: Caps for Discreetly Carrying Trackers.
https://t.co/xFf50wjbTI, via Kickstarter

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@darklordmtt @mrgrahamreed @michaelallroy Glory. It is pure glory. Loosely based on a real bear that ate most of a duffel bag full of cocaine that was dumped from a drug plane back in the 80s.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

It appears the border control at #CDG is closed. Haven't moved a step in over 30 minutes. This is fucking ridiculous.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@castrojo If curl was good enough in the '90s, it's good enough for me! /s

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@RonFilipkowski @NYPDChiefOfDept runs a pretty impotent ship there.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@Huntersville_FD @HPDNC @WCCBCharlotte @SpecNews1CLT @wsoctv @wcnc @WBTV_News @HuntersvilleGOV @WSICnews @FOX46News @CFFALocal660 The only ones I feel sorry for are their children, who will now grow up orphaned and be haunted by their parents’ deaths for the rest of their lives. Because their parents were stupid and selfish. And how many others did this “servant” infect?

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@Apple @tim_cook maybe for your next big announcement you can tell us all how you plan to fix your broken processing system so people with the Apple Card, using Apple Pay to buy an Apple iPhone from the Apple Store using the Apple Store App can actually pre-order their phones.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@Nowbay1 @Karl_Gray1210 @getvaxxedstat Willful ignorance is not an excuse. People like this chose to ignore overwhelming science in favor of pseudoscience and feels. I have no sympathy because not only are these people hurting themselves but people who can’t get into a hospital bed that really need it.

[Dread Pirate Jeff @jdlane]

@witchernetflix For the first day of #witchmas I invoke the Law of Surprise.

[jon prosser @jon_prosser]

I’ll just leave this here in case...