Joel Levy

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

My summer diet has consisted of almost exclusively ice cream and beer.

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

Everybody seems to forget the first iPhone was called the iPhone 2g

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Day Chalked Up As Loss By 10:15 A.M. https://t.co/m7Q3RmhncE

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

@bbarnes03 https://t.co/wzmB03KF9M

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Were getting the band back together

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I'd probably hate me too

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

@jdlevy95 Said that he would in fact eat this. I want twitter to ban together and venmo him the money to buy the pineapple #PlzRT https://t.co/iveZMqDl2t

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

Cramming for tests always turns into checking the syllabus to see what percent a C- is in that class

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

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[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

@ortmancj Lock them better

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

@ortmancj Lock your doors

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

The easiest person you can fool is yourself.

[Jeremy Eagle @iLikeCatShirts]

Just ignore Brent, he's going through a "Goth" phase.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

.@dylansprouse were you Zack or Cody?

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/P66pJSgKtE blink-182 - All The Small Things

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/AVN8lrTJBG Sum 41 - In Too Deep

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/yPvcDxLGtD Weezer - Troublemaker

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/nlor2dRkdQ Jimmy Eat World - The Middle

[Joel Levy @jdlevy95]

@Smyer2 WE'RE GETTING ON THOSE MATS!!!!

[Sean Myers @Smyer2]

@jdlevy95 no turning back now...