@GeneralSamsSec Jar of 10% formalin, change every 8-10 years. Should stay good pretty much indefinitely.
Only every rinse with water; other chemicals can create carcinogenous vapors. Otherwise safe enough that we give back surgical specimens to their owners on formalin fairly commonly. Have fun!
oh god she asked if she can use my podcasting desk. it's 4 feet away from my normal desk.
yea sure babe why don't you just climb on up to the top rope and do a people's elbow into my fucking adam's apple while you're at it.
Well meaning wonderful people: Welcome to parenthood! Get ready to never sleep a full night again! 🥰
Me: Lol jokes on you my crippling anxiety means I haven't slept a full night since 1998 already
millennial standup: my mental illness has genuinely made my life harder and here is an amusing way of putting everything
boomer standup: holy fucking christ do I hate my wife and kids