Jocelyn Dorszynski

plz call me virgil

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

hi .@Delta why am i getting text message alerts for multiple flights that i'm not not on? don't feel like sittin on hold for 2 hours to find out xoxo

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@Dr_CMingarelli this picture makes me happy so needed to remind u that it exists ♥️

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

me and a couple of my best friends!!!! @Dr_CMingarelli and #sthephe

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

who wants to do a baby angel happy hour soon? it is honestly stressful for me to not see you on a daily basis anymore.

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

hi baby angels! i’m going to amsterdam next month and would appreciate recs from anyone who has been before! plz send!!

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@adorszyn OMG YAYYYYY

[Ashleigh Dorszynski @adorszyn]

Someone please give this pup his forever home! One look and my heart melted, he is such a sweet boy! He cannot live with other dogs, he is blind, and deaf. Loves to cuddle! #milwaukee #milwaukeehumanesociety #AdoptDontShop #cutie #dog https://t.co/q1YSmN2uE4

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

I don’t feel bad saying this....people who slurp their coffee should be eliminated from this world.

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

there should be @glossier certified makeup artists bc I want that for my wedding plz.

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@meg_bedell @glossier LOL this one is my fave

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

.@meg_bedell and i will be pitching our astronomy inspired makeup to @glossier soon. here’s a sneak peek: gaia glow highlighter. your skin will be brighter than the fricken milky way ✨

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@rdrimmel @meg_bedell @glossier @ESAGaia @meg_bedell and i were just coming up with marketing pitches for fun but I feel like it rly could be a thing! I just need to go on shark tank to get some funding 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

so excited to share with all of my fans that i’m engaged to the sweetest baby angel brian 😭😭😭😭 still can’t believe it omgggg

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@benmontet SO EXCITED

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

listening to a guy talk to someone about golf ball dimples and it’s annoying and I H8 him also feel sorry for person he’s talking to!!!!!

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

laguardia is literally the worst place on earth and if you disagree plz let me know so we can end our friendship.

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

there has to be a happy medium between the train announcers that say 0% real words and the overly enthusiastic ones who tell you each landmark that is at the stop and exactly what staircase to use to get to it

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@rdrimmel OF COURSE YOU QUALIFY!!

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

hi all of my baby angels I miss u plz reply and let me know how u r doing thank u

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

UPDATE CRYING AGAIN WHILE I WATCH PARKS AND REC

[Jocelyn Dorszynski @jdorszynski]

@exoplaneteer @NASA_TESS five stars!!!!!!!!