Jeremy Doupe

[Mitchell Hashimoto @mitchellh]

I'm convinced everyone who actually likes JS/TS and the whole ecosystem is just suffering from Stockholm syndrome paired with being forced to use it. We're all just stuck with this reality. 😵‍💫 Layers and layers of madness, pure madness.

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

slight correction -- until your code *is running* in production with real users, it's just a demo. ☺️

if there's anything we've learned from ci/cd, it's that "ready for production" is just a wild guess. you don't know, til ya know.😆

[Esther Schindler @estherschindler]

What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? THAT'S IRRELEVANT!

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

Knowing a daemon's true name gives you great power over it, for example you can kill -9 it

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

Am I the only one who makes weird connections between actors? When watching #TheFlightAttendant, my head says, “So, Jack Tripper’s daughter is George O’Malley’s sister?” (Apologies @TR_Knight and #KaleyCuoco)

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

“Furthermore, organizations that sign up during the beta period will not ever have to pay for users accepted during that period (provided Google continues to offer the service).” - Yeah, guess Google has a different interpretation of their statement than I do.

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

@tedcruz I'm not sure why it keeps getting reported that Griddy was price gouging or making any extra money from this. The price increase was ERCoT and PUCT. They are the entities that should be under fire. PUC bypassed the free market, and see what happened? https://t.co/PAq78SUPRW

[Ben Gabler @ben_gabler]

The @StackPath team is having some fun with @CockroachDB at the Edge. With our new discovery dns feature you can launch a global CRDB cluster at the Edge with a single API call. #edgecomputing #api #database

[Mansfield ISD @mansfieldisd]

Here's a little something to make you smile as you head into your weekend. Enjoy the sounds of our @MISD_Academy pre-K kids singing the national anthem. 😊

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In the past 48hrs, the USA horrifically lost 34 people to mass shootings.

On average, across any 48hrs, we also lose…

500 to Medical errors
300 to the Flu
250 to Suicide
200 to Car Accidents
40 to Homicide via Handgun

Often our emotions respond more to spectacle than to data.

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

Hate to be that guy - but quite sad about standing around for well over an hour for a seat @unclejulios when told the wait was 30min.

[Steve Noah @Steve_OS]

No idea what this game is called, but whoever made it, is the devil. https://t.co/Ec98aGXSDD

[Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert @FiloSottile]

This US Government is down to two nines.

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

For crying out loud. Damn bitcoin miners. I just want to play my video games, and I can't find a video card anywhere!

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

I'm saddened by the "apology" from @Apple. As I was reading the apology, I was hoping that I missed something. My battery didn't suddenly go bad when I updated to iOS11. Complete BS. And I'm sure as hell not PAYING to get the performance back. #appleslowdown

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

Just had to turn off ESPN. Can't watch MNF now because they all just turned into political pundits. Thanks @ESPN

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

@AppleSupport Had 2 dispute bunch of charges on CC. None show in recent purch, so def a CC thing, but shouldn't Apple detect that?. Ugh.

[Sarah Jamie Lewis @SarahJamieLewis]

Don't forget to change your name, date of birth, home address and social security number regularly.

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

@att Network issues in Fort Worth area tonight? Dropping packets to @Google

[Jeremy Doupe @jdoupe]

I'm sorry if your restaurant isn't making enough $$ for you (or whatever), but a single employee is not enough at any time. @SUBWAY