JDS485

Surround yourself with prosperous people and you will try hard to be more than equal. -@thegrouch

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@ABC7Veronica @SouthwestAir @JohnWayneAir @ABC7 I personally would choose HIJKLMNO , shortened to H2O, pronounced Water.

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully."
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
😂

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

trump had Epstein “suicided” & set Maxwell free in exchange for lying. Pam Bondi lied that there is no client list. Johnson shut down Congress to avoid the Epstein files vote. Now trump’s pressuring republicans to vote against it. Because Donald trump is a child-raping pedophile.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Musk says that the National Park Service spent almost a billion dollars on a 10-question survey. The NPS' annual budget is $3.3 billion.

Does anyone find it remotely plausible that the National Park Service spent more than 25% of its budget on a survey?

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@djacksonweather @FadeHubb lol. It’s not a stop sign. It’s BCA and if you say otherwise go back to school. 😂

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@TomiLahren I don’t wear one, but does it matter? Why are you so worried about what others are doing? Does it affect you in any tangible way or are just asking to be a cunt?

[JDS485 @JDS485]

Hahahaha. Fuckin hypocrite.

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

How it started: How it’s going:

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@megynkelly He’s not gonna fuck you Meg. Oh wait, yea, he probably would given his track record of adultery.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@Chicago1Ray @JDVance No. We don’t.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@JDVance lol. You’re so fucking stupid and lame. She got PAID. P-A-I-D.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@AdamSchefter Dirty hit, but GM is right. Consistency in suspensions has been awful. Reduce into one and move on.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@georgesantos @krassenstein lol. Now this guy is concerned with lying. Fuck off.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@Angry_Staffer Love it. Fuck em all.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@megynkelly @PeteHegseth You fucking psychos are so good at pretending like you don’t know what things are, or seriousness of things. Such a twat. You know how serious that email is and how awful that makes him look. Bro is as psycho and as terrible a person as you are. And that’s hard to do.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@KSIMMS89 @RobbieBarstool Kaleb still believes in the tooth fairy and Santa Claus too. That’s cute. It’s 2024, no shot anyone with a brain still honestly believes in gods. Yikes.

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@JonGordon11 @RobbieBarstool 🤮 God isn’t real. 🐑 “He” is a way to control weak minded, gullible people. All religion of all kinds is just varying degrees of a cult. It’s gross. Keep it to yourself.

[Dumber than a Bowl full of Mice #Fella 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BowlOfMice]

Bit of a long 🧵 but I promise, it is actually going somewhere, not just a rant on Trump's cabinet picks.

But the rant part first:

Marco Rubio (Sec of State)
- More or less qualified, but has become a whipped dog, begging for his master's love, since 2016

1/15

[JDS485 @JDS485]

@NICKMERCS @CBees_knees Guy is such a dipshit and piece of shit. Nick gonna get his son killed by a preventable disease to “own the libs”. And all because brain worm guy, w/ 0 medical background told him to.

The insanity is real in these morons.

100% chance that book has never been opened. 😂

[Parkour @parbruce]

This dude gotta be in the running for dumbest dude ever

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

If America even has midterm elections in 2026, Democrats need to stop campaigning for smart people. You've won them already.

Speak to the stupid people. In the dumbest possible terms. Dummies decide elections and a huge chunk of the country is dumb.