J.D.

DTSKH. (un)Officially sponsored by @naturallight. Black Lives Matter Forever. He/Him. 🗣

[J.D. @jdshort]

Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to fuck with you again

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1. I am bad at sports betting.

2. Sports are cool

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Y'all haves better check yourselves before your have-nots start wrecking yourselves

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Fuck Elon Musk

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Dynamic pricing already exists at the checkout. Conspiracy-fy that as you will (:

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Political Twitter is hilarious

[Natural Light @naturallight]

Like this post if you could go for a refreshingly reliable American-style light lager right about now

[J.D. @jdshort]

Banana Man vs. End It

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Time for change

[J.D. @jdshort]

The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me

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Callin' her Shrek 'cause she got a donkeh

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Hell yeah

[Natural Light @naturallight]

1 Like = 1 Hell Yeah

[J.D. @jdshort]

The viral "supportive disappointed sarcastic flirty" phrase trend is training AI to sound like you

[J.D. @jdshort]

Leafblowers are so fucking stupid

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Every day we get closer to the day Trump dies

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"Okay, so we're gonna take half a loaf of bread, scoop all the middle guts out of it, and shove it full of chicken, mayonnaise, and romaine hearts and sell it for $12. WHO'S WITH US" - Panera

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Egregious Cheese

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Cake "Jake Costenaro" Jostenaro @Jakexx

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I need a trip to Skyline Chili very badly. Two coneys and a 5-way "dry" with an extra bowl of cheese, large bowl of oyster crackers and hot sauce. I will purposefully distend my stomach with water and regimented electrolytes days in advance for this.

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Oh shit

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[J.D. @jdshort]

Wussy punks fuck off