JD

Conservative for God
Conservative for Family
Conservative for our Military
Conservative for America
Conservative for my Workers

[JD @jdswitchback99]

It's because you're a freaking crook and you ruined colorado asshole.. JD

[Jason Crow @JasonCrowCO]

Trump just called for my prosecution. Again.

He’s threatening me because I’m not afraid to stand up to him.

But the President won't ever stop me from doing my job representing Coloradans.

[JD @jdswitchback99]

I'm all good.. JD

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Cam is a Joke.. JD

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Cam Newton explains why he lost the Super Bowl despite the opposing quarterback throwing for less than 150 yards:

“I lost a Super Bowl to a quarterback who didn't even throw for 150 yards.”

“But nobody remembers that, they just see that Cam didn't win the big game.”

“It wasn't because I got outplayed by another quarterback; it was because he knew he was deficient in certain areas and let his team lean on their strengths.”

“Peyton basically said, 'Hey, I need the defense, DeMarcus Ware, Von Miller, I need y'all to step up.'”

“And they said, 'Say less, Sheriff.'”

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Geezzz..

[Peter Oxley @oxley264]

FARRAH FAWCETT

[JD @jdswitchback99]

For people that's say..

Give me ONE reason why any civilian needs access to something like this.. JD

[Tokyo @otokyo__]

Anybody??

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Flaccid.. JD

[Chris ⚡ @IconicChriss]

If you had to describe LeBron James with just ONE word, what would it be?

[JD @jdswitchback99]

What are you talking about that is Patricia.. JD

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

This is so funny. 😂😂😂

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Well you know what they say.. JD

[Dangerous Thoughts @DangerousThinkg]

Gary Busey was an incredible acting talent

Father time comes for us all and cannot be beaten

Remember to pay attention to all the invisible people around you

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Dude he is a Wonderlic.. JD

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Well , we're talking and outie , not an innie right.. JD

[Sina 🦋 @sinahbae_]

Average penis size in 1990:

Length: 4.8 inches (12.27 cm)
Girth: 5.2 inches (13.2 cm)

Average penis size in 2026:

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Van see what happens when you go the right way.

It's awesome that the right is right.. JD

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

🚨BREAKING: Van Jones admitted how Democrats tricked voters on the economy leading into the 2026 midterms.

They needed Americans to believe Trump’s economy was historically terrible, so they screamed “affordability” as often as possible. Jones said a secret operation called the American Accountability Network coordinated tens of thousands of real people to blast hundreds of millions of targeted social media posts to convince the public the economy was in total ruin.

He bragged about it on CNN and said he was “given permission” to reveal the operation. The numbers tell a different story. 165,000 new jobs were just announced. The poverty rate is at an all-time low of 10.2%. Per capita family income hit a record $87,000. GDP was revised to 3.4%, and the Atlanta Fed projects 5% by year-end. The stock market was 20,000 points higher and income was $14,000 higher than during the 2022 midterms under Biden, when inflation hit 9.1%.

In 2022 the media insisted Biden had done a great job. This time they pushed the opposite message. Jones just confirmed the coordination.

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Dave Chappelle looks like something I'd scrape off the bottom of my shoe..
After I picking up after my huge dogs.. JD

[Cecil Says. @dickandcomix]

Tony Hinchcliffe's George Floyd joke hurt Dave Chappelle's pussy so bad that it ended up destroying his career 6 months later. As someone who has been a Chappelle fan since the 90s, it hurts to see such a brilliant comic reduced to a hateful faggot with hurt feelings.

[JD @jdswitchback99]

I wouldn't worry about it.She's a hag..
Not worth the food on her plate.. JD

[Carlos @g4170v1]

Found out my Wife was on a date so I crashed it with the kids.

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Mmmm i have a fetish for house plants.. JD

[MIRACLE 🕊️ @miracles7k]

NAME SOMEONE SMARTER THAN AOC⁉️

[JD @jdswitchback99]

It's always Whitney.. JD

[Ella 🦋🇺🇲 @Ella_5b8]

Who has the greatest voice?

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Yep..

Big hair, beautiful girls in shape, no tattoos, no piercings, except for their earl lobes..

They also weren't just giving it out..

Most were pretty respectful of themselves.. JD

[Elma @oelma__]

Was it really this way in the 80s ?

[David J Harris Jr @DavidJHarrisJr]

These judges should be held accountable!

[JD @jdswitchback99]

As my old man would say..

Hi Five Attaboy Brother.. JD

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Dane Cook is 54. His wife is 27.

They started dating when she was 18 and he was 45.

Do you see this as an issue?

[JD @jdswitchback99]

Heather Thomas was way hotter than the other Heather..

You know who i'm talking about.. JD

[Serpentor's Lair Fans @SerpentorsLairX]

🔥 GEN X MEN… REMEMBER HEATHER THOMAS? 🔥

The blonde bombshell from The Fall Guy who had an entire generation glued to their TV screens! 😍

Here's a retro '80s-style lingerie ad recreation featuring Heather Thomas.

BE HONEST, GUYS: Was Heather your biggest '80s crush, or did another Hollywood beauty steal your heart? 👀

❤️ LIKE if you remember her!
🔁 REPOST if the '80s were UNBEATABLE!
#HeatherThomas #GenX #80sNostalgia

[JD @jdswitchback99]

I mea Cameron Diaz she was the hottest in the movie Mask then I probably haven't seen her real..

I really don't know how you get hotter than that..

Sydney sweeney is obviously hot but holy moly how do you get hotter than that than in that movie.. JD

[Freebaldin 🇺🇸 @Freebaldin]

It's true