David Black

United till I die. So is king kenny average Ken now? #followback

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

#MUFC

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

[Emilio Sansolini @EmilioSansolini]

👿

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

🚨 EXCL: The Partners and Children have turned down this offer. Newcastle now move on to other targets.

Aunties and Uncles have been mentioned. 👀 🔜

[United Vault @UtdVault]

Tifo suggestion for the United vs Spurs Europa League Final 😭

Thoughts?

#MUFC #Spurs #MUNATH

[Statman Dave @StatmanDave]

Jadon Sancho’s last 11 games across all competitions:

Nothing vs. Brentford
Nothing vs. Everton
Nothing vs. Fulham
Nothing vs. Ipswich
One assist vs. Crystal Palace
Nothing vs. Morecombe
Nothing vs. Bournemouth
Nothing vs. Wolves
Nothing vs. Man City
Nothing vs. West Ham
Nothing vs. Brighton

Freedom. 🙏🙌

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 Bayern Munich are in talks with Arouca to sell Taichi Fukui permanently and free up an international loan spot for Mathys Tel in the event of a deal with or without an option/obligation to buy. #MUFC [@altobelli13 via @FCBayernXtra]

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Roy Keane: "The way he's [Trent] defending he's going to Tranmere Rovers after this."

Tranmere Rovers:

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

“If we win then they'll think the new Alex Ferguson has arrived!”

Sporting 4-1 Man City 👀

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

❌🤕 "It's NOT acceptable"

Luke Shaw is now not match fit having played for England in the Euros 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #MUFC

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Absolutely

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Spot the difference.

[United Geezer @UTDgeezer]

@mufcMPB A week gone . No decision expected till next week. Other clubs already strengthening or making progress . Not looking good

[Fred The Red’s Burner Phone 👹📱 @FredUndercover]

Kate Middleton and Tyrell Malacia have eloped. Pass it on

[Rob Blanchette @_Rob_B]

The whole “Manchester United are looking for public funding to rebuild Old Trafford” angle from certain outlets is a deliberate attempt to warp the truth.

What #MUFC are specifically doing is demanding regeneration of the local area around the footprint of Old Trafford.

You know, all those areas in the North impacted by government cuts to local councils and services? The mysterious ‘levelling up’.

No one at United is asking for taxpayers cash. It’ll be a public & private endeavour. If this regeneration project was in the south-east or Greater London, the national press would not be complaining.

Who paid for the transport links around Spurs and Arsenal’s stadiums? Just the clubs? Nope.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe is no saint. INEOS are a private company with plenty of questions to answer. However, they’re not trying to access your money to build a new football stadium.

Journalists claiming this need to be fact-checked. Suddenly they’re interested in United’s level of debt? They weren’t interested enough while the Glazers plundered the club for over a decade.

[. @utddenvor]

‘starboy saka’ and ‘brazilian brilliance martinelli’ highlights vs porto | best duo itw 🥶🥵🔥| 4k highlights|https://t.co/DorEUg0Fp0

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Someone should’ve warned Douglas Luiz about dancing against United… #mufc

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Thankfully United are on for the treble this season and Marcus has already wrapped up the golden boot. He’s entitled to fuck training off with how well he’s playing…

[Scott @scottmufc1979]

Utd players

It's not me its Luis van Gaal

its not me its Jose

It's not me its ole

It's not me its Ralf

It's not me its Erik

No lads it's fucking you ....rotten pre Madonna bang bang average players

Put a shift in OR FUCK OFF
#MUFC