James Dutton

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@JulianDutton1 Can’t wait! 😊

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@100Climbs Always struggled to get a signal with mine.

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@Meteorologene hei, noe litt feil med hvordan 21-dagers varsel ser ut i appen. Den tredje uken (uke 1, 2025) viser først, deretter uke 51 og 52…😊

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

🎄In a jangle of shop-bell, Dutton's Christmas bookstore is now open. Feel free to browse. From history to humour, fiction to travel, each book a perfect gift. Free mulled wine for every customer. Quick-links to buy here: 🎁
https://t.co/DOSQhxazmf

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@MyMarlowUK @JulianDutton1 I can just imagine Mrs Howlett out of shot…scene of my greatest triumph, winning five pence for the best poem - “Snippy Snappy Crocodile” 😊

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@MrJamesMay Very proud to have played in the Scots Guards for over twenty years…this was always the high point of the year, playing at the Cenotaph, and the Festival of Remembrance.

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@100Climbs Only giant in the land of the Lilliputians! 😂

[Councillor Rowan Battley @CllrBattley]

Today's auction of Council Memorabilia was a triumph! The biro I used to repeal the death penalty in Chadwell in 1986 went for £23,000, the Council Rack (last used in 2018) sold for £48,000, and the underpants I wore when I met Anne Widdecombe brought in a whopping £8.2 million.

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@Jamesh8 @TalkingPicsTV My father helped make that - he worked at LWT from its foundation til 1987 😊

[S. P. Cooper 🍋 @Prof_Cooper]

Do check out @JulianDutton1's SHAKESPEARE'S JOURNEY HOME—a really remarkable book in the crowded field of Shakespeareana. And here's my review for @EuroConOfficial, if you missed it! https://t.co/hwVwLnsrfr

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Please feel free to buy this. I haven't eaten for a week.*
https://t.co/NhdnHCp4A3
(*Just a little sales technique I'm trying out. 'Pluck at their heartstrings, Julian!' my agent told me).

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

A human hand holding my new book. Are you a human? Do you have a hand? This could be you.
Do not miss out. Kindle version only £3.99 for 2 weeks. Namaste. https://t.co/NhdnHCpCpB

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Many of you are Kindling my new book like laugh-hungry beavers, for which I am ecstatic. Enter the merry world of Councillor Rowan Copernicus Battley @CllrBattley for a mere £3.99, my pretties.
https://t.co/wYjby7OOCg

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Ok, I fess up, I was inspired by A.J. Wentworth. Give me a break will you? What does a man have to do to make a living?
'Hilarious!' - Count Arthur Strong.
'A glorious pastiche of Little Napoleons,' - Simon Evans.
Snap it up here, my pretties!
https://t.co/j8z2yJ6BzK

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Tickled pink by this insightful review of my book on Shakespeare by the European Conservative journal @EuroConOfficial by @Prof_Cooper. Worth checking out the entire journal, the quality of writing and range of articles is magnificent.
https://t.co/ZS3uxBUHrf

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@100Climbs Someone needs to rent a steamroller…

[James Dutton @jdutton69]

@JulianDutton1 A finer fedora has never graced the boards…

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

A huge thank you to everyone who has bought my new book.

'A joyful book, best enjoyed on railway journeys, the fireside corners of rural pubs, the quiet lounges of seaside boarding houses, and in toilets,' - The Toilet Gazette.

'A lovely pocket book of humour to brighten the cloudiest of days. Plus several mentions of horses, which was a boon,' - Horse & Hound.

'Mr. Battley is a wonderful creation. His blissful indifference to modern Britain, his uninhibited predilection for random acts of public nudism, single him out from most local government officials I have met,' - Janette Krankie.

I shall be signing copies in Waterstones Carmarthen soon, but if you can't get to the wilds of West Wales please drop me a DM and I shall send a signed bookplate for you to stick in the front of your copy and treasure for the rest of your life.

For a hassle-free purchase experience, simply click here, lie back on an eiderdown of contentment, and we'll do the rest. Namaste.
https://t.co/dj1Fm7St4p...

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

Thank you Professor. See folks? Mr. Battley's Diaries are already being appreciated in the echelons of academia. Mr. Battley has arrived. @CllrBattley
https://t.co/NhdnHCp4A3

[Julian Dutton @JulianDutton1]

In the parlance of modern youth, my new book 'drops' today, my brethren!

For a feast of summer chuckles, dip into the diaries of Britain's Widest Councillor, @CllrBattley.

'Hilarious! So good I'll be using half of it in my next show,' - Count Arthur Strong.

https://t.co/gvXM1GJHLr