J5blonde

Christian. Does “taxes”

[Elwë Singollo 🌻🧝🏻‍♀️ @Strangeland_Elf]

People on here will unironically be like
“Question everything… except Candace.”
“Everyone is lying to you… except Candace.”
“They’re all in on it… except Candace.”
and then not realise how much they sound like they’re in a cult?

[AG @AGHamilton29]

It has been a while since I provided an updated list of Candace Owens conspiracies.

Seriously, read this to understand the alternate reality some people have entered.

In the last several years, Candace Owens has made all of these claims:

- The Earth may be flat
- Dinosaurs are “fake and gay” because only paleontologists have found their bones. It's unrealistic to believe they walked the earth or that they were killed by an asteroid.
- The moon landing is “fake and gay.”
- NASA is part of a satanic and occult effort
- Macron’s wife is secretly a man who took on the identity of his deceased or disappeared sister.
- Briggitte Macron, or her brother, who stole her identity, may have been part of the Stanford Prisoner psychological experiment because there is an image of one prisoner that looks like him.
- Emanuel Macron may have been part of the MK Ultra program or some other similar program to try to create a Manchurian candidate because the program started the same day that Brigitte Macron was born.
- Jews were behind the Bolshevik Revolution, and it was secretly a genocide targeting Christians that was worse than the Holocaust
- The Holocaust is either fake or severely exaggerated
- Jews orchestrated and were the primary force behind the transatlantic slave trade
- The crimes of the Allies in WWII and post-WWII were worse than anything the Nazis did
- The deportation of ethnic Germans from the rest of Europe post-WWII was worse than the Holocaust
- The US dropped the bomb on Nagasaki to target Christians
- Israel was behind 9/11
- Israel/AIPAC/Jews were secretly behind the JFK assassination
- A secret cabal of Hollywood Jews was behind the deaths of Michael Jackson and the people around him.
- The ADL was only started to protect a Jewish pedophile
- The Allies specifically did the Dresden bombings on Ash Wednesday because it was targeted at Christians
- Mustafa Kemal Atatürk was a secret Jew
- Stalin was a secret Jew with 3 Jewish wives
- Ashkenazi Jews are actually descendants of evil Khazars who mass converted in the 8th century while controlling parts of Russia/Ukraine (& thus aren’t connected to Israelites), and they have a secret plot now to destroy Russia and Iran as payback for the Persians and Russians defeating the Khazarian empire.
- The elites who control everything all follow a secret religion of pedophiles called Frankism based on the teachings of Jacob Frank. The Frankists were behind the Russian and French revolutions to “bring down Christian empires”.
- House of Dragons and other TV shows promote incest and other bad things because of a secret religious attempt to normalize deviency, and that religion is likely Frankism.
- The Star of David actually originated as a symbol for a child-sacrificing pagan God linked with sorcery and demons.
- The Moroccan flag used to have a Star of David because elites in Algeria, Morocco, and Tunisia were part of this secret cult that is connected to Israel.
- Christian Zionism is a secret plot by Jews targeting Protestants based on distorting the real bible by creating and publishing the Scofield Bible.
- Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad spy running an extensive pedophile blackmail ring on behalf of Israel.
- Trump might be hiding the Epstein files as a favor to his Jewish daughter and son-in-law, who might be more loyal to Israel than America.
- The socialist anti-Israel NYC Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani is a secret zionist agent because his mom was married to someone Jewish.
- Harvard is a secret Mossad Base.
- Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel is lying about his experiences in the Holocaust and likely stole someone else’s identity. She also claims he is Robert Maxwell’s cousin.
- Rabbis in Israel are systematically raping toddlers as part of rituals involving pentagrams in the forest
- Owens claims the narrative about the Spanish Inquisition, a brutal campaign of forced conversion, expulsion, and persecution, which Pope John Paul II publicly apologized for, is “victim propaganda” spread by Jews meant to castrate Christians, and that Isabella I of Castile will one day be known as a Saint.
- Israel controls ISIS and uses them to target Israel’s enemies
- Brian Harpole, Charlie Kirk's security, Erika Kirk, TPUSA, and Charlie Kirk’s friends were behind and/or helped cover up a conspiracy to assassinate him.
- Mossad and the French legion, wearing maroon shirts, teamed up to assassinate Charlie Kirk
- The same assassination squad was also hired by the French government to kill Candace Owens. They spent around 1.5 million dollars on the planned hit.
- Egyptian planes followed Erika Kirk around for a year before the assassination
- Charlie Kirk secretly converted to Catholicism without telling anyone
- TPUSA is controlled by secret zionists who took out Charlie Kirk because he was becoming more critical of Israel
- Tyler Robinson didn’t kill Charlie Kirk; all the evidence against him is fabricated, and he wasn’t even on campus that day
- Erika Kirk has lied about her whole history and is secretly somehow connected to sex trafficking
- All the criticism of Russia and its actions is part of a secret conspiracy because they are defending Christianity.

[J5blonde @jdvirant]

@DiscussingFilm Best writing??? 😂

[J5blonde @jdvirant]

@DiscussingFilm Pluribus only deserves an emmy for most promising pilot with the biggest let down

[Tara Servatius @TaraServatius]

Look, a Biden staffer had evidence he raped her, and the Democrat media simply cancelled her.

And Biden's own daughter left a diary behind at a halfway house that claimed her father's inappropriate showers with her led to her needing treatment for sex addiction. The FBI prosecuted those who found it to shut down the scandal.

Democrat leadership was cool with that.

So hang in there, Platner. There's a place in the Democrat Party for you.

[not a hornets fan @BrosephSZN]

DUNE putting out a full trilogy in 5 years is absolutely insane for modern franchise filmmaking like when is the next time we will get a series with this level of quality in such a short timespan

[Leftism @LeftismForU]

Hey Ian - kindly show me a screenshot of France, Israel, Egyptian planes, the CIA, Erika Kirk, TPUSA leadership, French and Israeli assassins, a cult centered around bees, the FBI, the Trump administration, a secret military operation that was discussed in a top secret meeting on a military base which an alleged whistleblower who wasn't even allowed in such places just so happened to stumble upon... being behind Charlie Kirk's assassination.

Oh you can't?

Maybe it's because there is no actual evidence of it, whereas there is plenty of evidence placing Tyler Robinson at the scene of the assassination and with the rifle, and his own parents turned him in.

You're an absolute retarded grifter who hated Charlie before he was murdered, and you hate Erika now too and are trying to destroy her carrying on Charlie's legacy.

[Blake Neff @BlakeSNeff]

Current situation: Candace is arguing that the footage of Tyler Robinson turning himself in at the Washington County sheriff's office is a body double, and the Washington Country sheriff's office as well as Orem police and Utah County prosecutors are colluding with "Zionist influencers" to hide the truth.

[Ami Kozak @amiKozak]

According to Candace Owens, the moon landing was fake, dinosaurs never existed, Charlie Kirk was a time traveler who could astral project, and the First Lady of France has a dick.

But Ben Shapiro’s security team being in touch with Charlie Kirk’s security team after CK had been shot feels hard to believe and unrealistic.

K.

[Jeremy Boreing @JeremyDBoreing]

My goodness she loves to sling nonsense.

I never said she learned about Charlie from her security team.

I never said her security or Ben’s spoke to Brian Harpole.

I said she and Ben had the same security firm, that FRG was Ben’s only security team, and that they were in contact with the TPUSA almost instantly. All of which is completely true.

All the rest is Candace being Candace — ascribing words that were never said, asserting as fact things untrue, and making threats constantly.

It’s tired and it’s embarrassing and it’s exhausting.

But it’s also evil, and so we’ll keep fighting it as long as we are able.

[Tokyo @Tokyo_pi1]

Jon Hamm reveals Bryan Cranston’s hilarious first reaction when they did an AMC photoshoot together.

Jon Hamm: “We did an early AMC photoshoot when Mad Men was already taking off, but Breaking Bad hadn’t broken through yet. I was in a tailored suit with a cigarette and slicked-back hair.

Bryan Cranston walked out in tighty-whities, desert boots, a chemistry apron and safety goggles, looked at me and said, ‘I feel like I got the wrong end of this deal

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been nominated for 19 Emmys.

• Best Comedy Series
• Best Lead Actor (Matthew Rhys)
• Best Supporting Actor (Stephen Root)
• Best Supporting Actress x2 (Kate O'Flynn & Dale Dickey)
• Best Guest Actor (Hamish Linklater)
• Best Guest Actress (Betty Gilpin)
• Best Comedy Writing
• Best Comedy Casting
• Best Comedy Directing
• Best Comedy Editing x3
• Best Music Composition
• Best Music Supervision
• Best Sound Editing
• Best Sound Mixing
• Best Production Design
• Best Comedy Cinematography

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The Democracy Party!

[MAZE @mazemoore]

This interview should be studied by future generations. It's that crazy.

2019. Colbert interviews Ellen Page.

Colbert opens by awkwardly making fun of how short Page is. Page then starts complaining that Hollywood is too binary.

Page then claims that the world will end by 2030 because of climate change and says that climate change is as real as the Jussie Smollett attack. (Ironically, she was right about that.)

Page ends with a very emotional performance, blaming Trump for the vicious, racist attack on Smollett.

Wow.

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

How to destroy a city.

Win an election by promising half the tenants frozen rents paid for by increased rents on the rest of the city’s tenants who often live in the same buildings with their subsidized neighbors. Pit neighbor against neighbor.

Create a city hostile to developers of apartments eliminating the potential for new supply.

Freeze rents so it is cheaper not to rent the apartment than to spend the capital required to renovate and rent it, shrinking the supply further.

Place all of the increased burden on the unregulated, market-rate tenants and the owners of buildings with no market rate apartments that can’t raise rents forcing them into foreclosure and the buildings into disrepair.

That’s all you need to do.

[Daily Wire @realDailyWire]

President Trump torches MS NOW reporter:

TRUMP: "You're with who?"

REPORTER: "MS NOW."

TRUMP: "That's a failing network. Why would you want to work for them? They wanted to get away. They took the name NBC because they were embarrassed by it."

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Question for the Candace Owens Israel Derangement Cult:

Are yesterday's Iran strikes meant to distract us from the Tyler Robinson Case?

Or is the Tyler Robinson case meant to distract us from the Iran strikes?

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Hey bud- kindly show me a screenshot of OJ killing his ex-wife.

Oh you can’t?

…we’re dealing with severe mental retardation here

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

Can we just note this—The Bulwark and the New York Times heavily implied that Pete Hegseth’s tattoos that had nothing to do with being a Nazi were a massive red flag while Graham Platner’s actual Nazi tattoo was no big deal.

They ran interference for a man who had at one point so embraced Nazi ideology that he permanently marked his body with their most extreme symbol while at the same time heavily implying that a man who has never had anything to do with Nazis and roundly condemns them was guilty of white supremacy because of vibes.

The hypocrisy would be insane if it weren’t so predictable.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Candace Owens is an IQ test. If you watch Candace and come away thinking that you are smarter, better informed, or more moral...you are retarded. If you echo or excuse her evil and vicious stupidity...you are worse than retarded.

Don't be retarded.