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[I am Chege @_James041]

Man what has this country turned to?

@DCI_Kenya ,you are abducting innocent Kenyans while people are being robbed on the streets?

[squoks @jdythando]

@_James041 @DCI_Kenya People can't help each other

[squoks @jdythando]

A Nairobi hospital opening next to a Nairobi hospital is diabolical

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

⚡️Indian men attack trucks they suspect are carrying beef.

Dozens of truck drivers have died so far.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Nduthi guys hudhani traffic lights ni decorations 🚦

[squoks @jdythando]

@ntsa_kenya To court?? Ha 😆 bribery 101 yani in this day hakuna app ya kulipa fine ya 200??

[MindArch @mindarchx]

Booking Tony Robbins today costs $1 million for a single day. this is a 21-minute tape from inside his own house, filmed over 30 years ago, where he breaks down exactly how to get anyone to say yes. same $1 million material. completely free.

this is a rare, unfiltered tape from decades before this man started charging billionaires just to be in the room with him.

people give you two excuses when they say no, he says. not enough time. not enough money. neither is true. the real reason is they don't believe it's worth it yet, and that's not a money problem, that's a state problem.

so he teaches something he calls attack and confess. instead of arguing with the objection, you confess your own. "I had a chance to go to this thing six months ago and I didn't go until two months ago," he tells the room. "I can't even imagine the time I lost." the room goes quiet. nobody argues back.

he calls it getting someone on the yes train. every small yes you get compounds into the next one, until saying no to the final ask feels harder than saying yes. by the time he asks someone to sign, he says, they've already agreed to it five times over without realizing it.

21 minutes. that's all it takes to walk away knowing the exact two moves people pay $1 million a day to learn: how to read anyone's state, and how to move it. most people spend years in sales guessing at this. he wrote it down on a flip chart in his living room in under half an hour.

a seat in that room cost $125 back then. today it's a $1 million-a-day to sit in front of him.

The tape is free right now, and the answer is in this video.

[squoks @jdythando]

@citizentvkenya Why Kenya will never be Singapore. PM Lee Kuan. Now put a Kenyan in his seat

[squoks @jdythando]

@KenyaAirports it's interesting most personnel didn't have access to this door. They wave to people on airside to open. A crew even said "i dislike when this door is closed".
The door takes considerable effort to close properly, fix it. N give everyone who passes here access

[squoks @jdythando]

@NytoP2PMwangi Make sure to mention its by foreigners. No kenyan was involved

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Residents in Hanamkonda, India, alerted police after seeing what appeared to be a dead body floating motionless in a lake for nearly five hours.
When officers arrived to remove the supposed body, the man suddenly got up after an officer grabbed his hand. He reportedly said he had been exhausted after working at a nearby granite quarry, entered the water to cool off, and fell deeply asleep

[squoks @jdythando]

@TheNetDaily It's the same life just different places

[squoks @jdythando]

@kiptoomanuu They thought ah these unlimineters r too comfortable. Toa wote, walipe vizuri. But they didn't know that the carry forward is what kept us renewing. Now we're free not to give them our cash unless absolutely necessary. @AIRTEL_KE non of us will be here in 2099 stay humble

[Carlo Martin @Liberfach0]

🇮🇹 | En Italia, a un McDonald's se le prendió el foco, y contrató a africanos de guardias, para moler a golpes, o expulsar a otros africanos que entran para pedir dinero o robar, y que generan incomodidad en los clientes. Ni a Mr. Candie de Django se le ocurriría esta solución.

[John Mutongoi @johnmtongoi]

Kenyans have once again turned their frustration towards NTSA after a matatu with passengers hanging from doors and windows making dangerous manoeuvres on a busy highway, with many questioning why the authority that is quick to arrest pedestrians for jaywalking appears unwilling to crack down on reckless matatu operators who continue to endanger lives with impunity.

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

A pump of Ksh 800,000 for a borehole that does not exist and Ksh 50,000 for trees. NGCDF Borabu. Wizi Bila Kazi

[parks @parkersity_9]

This high school Teacher was Arrested after he Beat The Dog Brakes Off a 14 Year Old Student in an Epic Squabble in the Classroom

[squoks @jdythando]

@KenyanSays Anyone can put a cess roadblock. No uniform nothing
@kipmurkomen Only traffic police should be able to put a roadblock. And not even Aps cmon

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A motorist has called out Baringo County officials for forcing drivers to pay an entry fee to enter the county.

[INSIDER BUZZ @InsiderBuzzX]

“In Garissa we have offices but no one is serving citizens”—A Gen Z , Emram Hassan Has Just exposed Garissa County Administration for abandoning their offices, making service Delivery hard for the residents.