The Real Modern Texan

...are those marbles in your mouth?

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

We’re Russia now? 🤢 No notice. Nothing will come of it except inappropriate comments (against policy) by the 3 stooges appointed to their lawfare positions. The pigs squealed and then cut off their noses. https://t.co/qonatKwE9B

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

How insecure and petty https://t.co/EPYgGW5ptC

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

@kasie Wow, Kasie, you triggered the wingnuts! Whenever the ones who used to scream “snowflake!” are melting, you know you hit the nail on the head. Boy, they do holler, don’t they? 🐖❄️👶🍼

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Maybe... Maybe not. https://t.co/4NULhcGfK9

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Perfect https://t.co/Qa35WKFq4c

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

Sorry I was led to believe that trans people were so skilled in combat that I should fear being alone in a bathroom with them

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Adrenaline rushing and the decision to not attack back. https://t.co/OBETX3B6WM

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

How a man takes a body slam, by @jameshamblin https://t.co/nbdz7Mt2V2

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Ahem https://t.co/erQGkzpRhG

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. https://t.co/8yJIzZBSE8

[CNN @CNN]

Former CIA Director Leon Panetta to Trump: "You're not just a TV personality. You're President of the United States."

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Liberals, who couldn’t bring themselves to vote for Hillary cause she was the lesser of two evils, quite a bit lesser, wouldn’t you say now?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Despite using marijuana at same rate, black people are ARRESTED for marijuana at 4X rate of white people.

This is enforced racial terror. https://t.co/rX18mhkewn

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Almost every adult who lives with me. https://t.co/reqAgmSZoh

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

HOW TO FEEL BETTER IS UNKNOWABLE. Can't be known. Oh, well.
Thanks @bustle https://t.co/SVR1dYfnWV

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

https://t.co/FNBy53jLfw

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Um. Medical staff provide healthcare. Insurance companies are financiers betting against actuarials. Bossing us with your spin? https://t.co/0rjWuBfevG

[President Trump 45 Archived @POTUS45]

Great meeting with CEOs of leading U.S. health insurance companies who provide great healthcare to the American people.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

I imagine it must be really annoying when someone puts out false info about where you were born. Must really bother you!!

cc @BarackObama https://t.co/BCQAWiEksB

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Nailed it. https://t.co/c5JdsPYndw

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Conservatives who for 8 years sowed the dragon's teeth of partisan politics are horrified to discover they have grown an actual dragon.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

I just heard Ted Cruz's first words on his Iowa caucus win: "To God goes the glory."
That's Republican for "Allahu Akbar!"

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Cruz and Sanders have run the best campaigns so far, IMHO. (And I think HRC has run a much better campaign than she gets credit for)

[Richard Angwin @RichardAngwin]

Cornel West can see it. Can you?
Don't get fooled again.
Vote for Bernie Sanders!!!!
#Bernie2016 #IAcaucus #NotMeUs

[HuffPost Religion @HuffPostRelig]

Why some atheists say Bernie Sanders gets them when he talks about religion https://t.co/IwiO7hLV7g

[The Real Modern Texan @jeanbeans5]

Next crucial step. https://t.co/BAhqSaZ5WF