Jean De Bias

I have eyes everywhere.

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

Have you heard the news? Check the front page.

[ https://t.co/3uaXGUZrx8 ]

Now you have. [She drives off on a bike leaving a trail of newspapers and the satisfaction that one more citizen has heard the news.]
#mp100rp #mptwt

[Mamdani of Seasoning City @mobdani]

Good Morning, Citizens!

After some peaceful negotiations with Satan, I’ve managed to free most of your souls from the depths of Hell. Please exercise caution when returning to your homes. Things might feel a bit wonky!

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@attykamuro Sigh... exactly. Thank you for bringing up this possibility to me sir. I will be coordinating with Santagen shortly.

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

LOOK: A SKINNY SANTA PLOWS THROUGH SEASONING CITY WITH HIS JOLLINESS
Read more about his early arrival.
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[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@attykamuro That is true. He wouldn't have the strength to carry all those presents across the rooftops. Everything will fall and Christmas will be a disaster. Oh, brother.

THIS JUST IN: TWINK CLAUS. RUINS CHRISTMAS AS KIDS WEEP FOR THE EMPTY SPOT UNDER THEIR TREES.

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@attykamuro I'm glad you are seeing things my way then, sir! Have a holly zolly Christmas. Don't forget to be jolly 🎅🎄‼️ (and give that coal to the deserving)

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@attykamuro (And his bod, whether fat or skinny, is not a reason to be jolly. Think about it)

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@reikeeko The jolliest! I hope the same goes for you, miss! Spread the jolly cheer 🎄🎅‼️

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@attykamuro Why, of course he does, mister. Santas come in all shapes and sizes, as long as you've got the long luscious beard and whimsy‼️. Are you suggesting an impostor? A mere B&E criminal? Now that would be VERY interesting!

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@claustaka Perfect! We will be in touch Mr. Santagen. Christmas will be most joyful this year! Cheers! 🍻🥂💥

[Santagen Claustaka @claustaka]

WHO WANTS A RIDE ON THE SLEIGH 🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷🛷

500¥ PER CHILD

2000¥ PER ADULT (YOU'RE HEAVY)

200¥ PER PET (UNLESS THEY'RE CUTE. SANTA'S DISCRETION)

🎄

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@claustaka Of course, front page, even! Bet you'll look extra holly jolly zolly in that suit! If you don't mind, I might get myself a similar fit 👀.

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

@claustaka I see! My mistake. All Santas do have incredible bods. Continue being your jolly self! I would be thrilled to cover your hardwork on Christmas. 📸

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

ROLLING OUT! 📹💥

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

BREAKING NEWS‼️📢

Sightings of a gorgeous individual.

That's you, my friend. Take care

[Jean De Bias @jeandebias]

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