Jèan mutisya

Father Of Azizi @manutd

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" Your Birthright us being sold for Ksh 15000"- Journalist Nduh Okoh tells Kenyans moments after KTN exposed how the Kenyan Government is giving foreigners National IDs!

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

KTN has dropped the bombshell. They reveal how Somalis are receiving our National ID in preparations for 2027.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

“Mimi ni wa COVID, huyu ni Ebola”

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

So women take birth control so that men can nut into them. We're who we think we are.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Sexual discipline is a flex in this generation. It’s not only HIV and STIs. Some women also carries curses and bad luck. Be careful, bro. I beg you.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Kenya's 'middle class' is too busy attending half marathons and music festivals to notice attempts at destroying them.
Housing levy, fuel levy, PAYE, incoming carbon tax, inflation, fuel price hikes, rising cost of living while salaries remain the same.
Wake up sheeple.

[Dhanushreeyyy @thedynocore]

Education should expand your perspective, not your ego.

[Masika🇵🇹 @Masika_039]

Ukishaanza kupewa remote ya TV kwa locals, it's high time you change your ways!

[BIG AYØ🪵🍃 @dfw_olat_ay]

A girl just called me a evil narcissistic manipulator, I needed that.
Thought I was losing my spark for a minute🥲

[Sophie Mugure Njehia @MugureNjehia]

Amkeni.

RUTO wants to take a 100B loan against the 1.5% affordable housing tax remittances so he can build 250,000 houses.

We have remitted above 360B so far.
Where is that money since we don't even have 100000 houses built in 4 years?

Impeach Ruto ✊

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

If relationship and marriage is about love then why do I need to have a good job, have a house and a car to be ready for marriage?

Why does being able to provide become important than the love I have for her?

It is either we are lying about love or this marriage and relationship thing is about sêx for men and for women, who can provide for her

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A President so terrible that PP2 kids are mocking and terrifying a fellow kid named after him... Do you know how terrible you have to be to reach that level? 🤔🤔

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

You can recover from financial loss,

You can recover from an illness,

But years spent with a chaotic woman are years you can never reclaim.

They are gone.

So, choose wisely.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Harmo @harmkimkim]

Tutatoka aje block na mnanunua makaa supermarket 😭😂😂💔

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Sakaja will be worth over 10bn by the time he leaves City Hall. Ndio maana Mike Sonko never goes broke ata akipeana pesa ngapi.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

World Cup is the the second biggest football competition in the world after highschool inter- classes

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Gen Zs who move like millenials hunishangaza sana. Vyama na merry go rounds ni za nini kijana mdogo.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Tupac was so on point when he said;

Doctors are drug dealers. Teachers are brainwashers. Policemen are gangsters

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Started parking the bus in the 7th minute
Time wasting in the 10th minute
PSG denied 2 clear penalties
Got away with a red card
23% possession
1 shot on target the whole game

FOOTBALL WON!!!!!!