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[burgers @jebbey44]

@jack_paulie Dog

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

I think she already did this.

[greg @greg16676935420]

We should rename Greenland Redwhiteandblueland

[ranger @djrangertrucco]

how tf are you supposed to stay hard for 75 days

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

About to start a show called Cold Ones where I interview people while we drink beers with progressively higher ABV.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

To optimize good sleep before bed:
-Take a hot bath
-Get blackout curtains
-Watch 200 4-second videos inches from your face
-Practice deep breathing

[burgers @jebbey44]

I see a new format to play golf every day, some new game to change it up. If you don’t like golf don’t play it.

[burgers @jebbey44]

Have only listened to Zach Bryan the last three days, the best outcome tho is that all the women stop listening to him and I can finally afford a concert ticket

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Biden can still run again in 2028

[Zero Motion XBT @UltraXBT]

very tough day for fat ugly retarded women and feminine men

[Nick @NotoriousFNTSY]

Donald Trump when he is in a presidential election against a woman

[AB @AB84]

Tim Walz after a night out with his friends

[Dissident Soaps @DissidentSoaps]

🤔

[burgers @jebbey44]

@IsaacBarth3 Only let myself do it if I’ve had a productive day

[Redd @ReddCinema]

pregnancy is the onlyfans version of tearing an ACL

[aaron. @ayroned]

Ever time I draft Kyle Pitts

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

saying “what’s up beast” to my 93 year old grandma

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

It is the fourth day my wife has been gone. I do not remember what a vegetable looks like. The dog and I have divided the house, though we sleep together for safety. Clear liquor in the mornings, brown in the night. The dishwasher chimes, its song the song of hell.