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[bejfjwisbsb @jebfjdjab]

@GillianA @FACTSConvention Oh, I’ll check-out @NBCHannibal. Oh, look Scully. Oh, what the hecking heck, Scully?! Why did no one warn me. 🍽🔪🤢

[Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion]

There's no justification for violence- no matter how afraid, saddened, of angry you are. We lose our credibility and respectability.

[Jon Huertas 🇺🇸🇵🇷⚛ @jonhuertas]

Here's what we do... We keep being Americans, work hard, be nice, be forgiving...keep being American! #ThePeopleMakeTheCountry

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Before letting a celebrity tell you who to vote for on Tuesday, please ask them to pay for your health insurance next year.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The first woman president comes after we learned that being a woman is nothing but a state of mind anyway. Sad! https://t.co/jgg0LhHhb6

[Mitch Gerads @MitchGerads]

How you behave online is how you are in real life. That’s you. There’s no separation. You’re a person who says those kinda things.

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

SOUP IS JUST FOOD AND WATER—TWO THINGS I CONSUME DAILY—JUST AT DIFFERENT TIMES

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Thought: What if we took the absolutely insane 10% on both sides and moved them to Alcatraz...then the rest of us just figured stuff out?

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If you can't explain your point of view...it's not really your point of view.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

A Christmas party in San Bernardino. A rock concert in Paris. A gay nightclub in Orlando. How about we all unite against terrorism?

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

I KEEP RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BECAUSE I FEAR RE-INTEGRATING BACK INTO SOCIETY

[Kalvin @KalvinMacleod]

Steps to survive on a dessert island:
1. check spelling
2. if correct, enjoy

[bejfjwisbsb @jebfjdjab]

Hands down best customer service experience I've ever had with anyone anywhere goes to Tammy in Salt Lake @Delta! Give that woman a bonus!

[Sara Pocock @saraspot]

Thanks for including all of the helpful pink, lady-targeted voting ad, it's not patronizing at all nope

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Pretty provocative stuff for a veterinary clinic billboard

[Interstitial Cystitis Association @ICHelp]

Lena Dunham recently posted a picture on Instagram showing her taking a Uribel for bladder spasms. https://t.co/zS0KQPXauo #IChelp

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

IF I UNDERSTAND WHAT AN OPEN FACE SANDWICH IS—THEN I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A FACE HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY REGULAR SANDWICH

[bejfjwisbsb @jebfjdjab]

@TC_DustDevils Do you guys hold a "Bark in the Park" event?