Jay D

[Jay D @jebtush]

*selfie of me holding my dick*
caption: don't talk to me or my son ever again

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Big day for bald dudes everywhere

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Tweet of the day

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

oh to be a 4 years old beekeeper distracted by a roly poly instead of a wage slave under late stage capitalism

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

This is the best one of these I've ever seen

[Sage @sagebored]

Jerry: She has a penis?

George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!

Elaine: So what if she had a penis?

(Kramer enters)

Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?

Kramer: I only date girls with penises

George: Really? Why?

Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[rae 🏒 szn @raeziIla]

thank you @Steve_Dangle you are the only one brave enough and it matters to so many of us

i felt the need to tag because he will be hearing a lot of negativity from bros who don’t care about the safety of women and imo he deserves the thanks from people it mattered to

[sarah @punkwich]

Thank you Steve Dangle for being the only hockey podcast I have listened to this week who has mentioned that Carter Hart should not be playing hockey rather than engaging in the discussion about his goaltending

[andy peacock @AndyPeacock999]

Apparently the good guys are the ones with guns pointed at the bad guys with the food supplies for babies.

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

The guy at the below is a grand master Zionist slave Jean Silva

He found out it is not like murdering kids and woman in Gaza

https://t.co/UwgXae02Mx

[Jay D @jebtush]

@theonly1justin @icethetics he been MIA for a while, hope everything’s okay with him

[AB @AB84]

jason kelce getting naked for retarded kids but i’m the crazy one…

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

a pastor instead of a trans person. weird how this keeps happening all the time!

[michael from HR @not_mothra]

creampie but its poop in a toilet

[Charlie Roumeliotis @CRoumeliotis]

An unnecessary hit by Michael Eyssimont on Connor Bedard after the whistle blew, and a scrum ensues. #Blackhawks