Jed

[Jed @jedhenley]

@JFreshHockey Surprised Vegas has so many, and Panthers so few.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL)

So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class.

Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers.

Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@NolteNC I'm Too Sexy is good.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@jakegordon_md @yourcamilavega Why so many questions?

[Jed @jedhenley]

@peterboghossian Depends on the dog. Elderly great Dane with bad hips, I'm your huckleberry.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@avidseries

[i/o @avidseries]

Imagine if Joe Biden had one day out of the blue decided to rename a Great Lake for no good apparent reason. Imagine the intensity of the outcry, the widespread concern about senility, the open puzzlement and opposition within his own party.

Trump engages in absurdities like this all the time, but everyone is so fatigued from them at this point to do anything but roll their eyes and pray for the day that the highest office in the land will be inhabited by someone more temperamentally fit and emotionally stable and competent.

[Michael Malice @michaelmalice]

It's hilarious that the official language of the EU is English even though we're not a member

The Europeans want to be us so badly it's ridiculous

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[Jed @jedhenley]

@TRHLofficial

[Jed @jedhenley]

@LionelMedia Rose Byrne

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

A big reason for the trade imbalance? We were buying oil at below market rates from Canada. We had a sweat heart deal. Take oil imports out of it and we had a trade surplus. This thing with Canada is moronic. And the people buying into Trump's bizarre misunderstanding of basic facts and economics are telling on themselves.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@Crdeliax1912 @Mimiiben1 @AsenaRuhu35 There must be some trickery to how the correct answers get buried for this type of post. It happens too frequently to be natural. Guessing op flags then as offensive or something.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@MVP2494 @JeffVeillette There's a better case for Orr over Gretzky than there is for Lidstrom over Orr.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@TheGameSheet @JeffVeillette Great no question. Top 5 D all time, a strong case can be made. Better than Orr? Not a serious conversation. I put Bourque above him too.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@elmerLeetree @JeffVeillette Orr was the consensus GOAT until Gretzky came along. The comparison is insane.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@BarnHockey @penguins @106_9DaHead How would you even compare that to the Lakers or Real Madrid.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@nut7953 @JFreshHockey Laughable.

[Ice Guardians Podcast @IceGuardiansPod]

Wendel Clark = Nails.

[Jed @jedhenley]

@Aulathar @RickyTheGuido Not how the justice system works. Reasonable doubt is all she needs to establish.