What a birthday night in Milwaukee 🥹🔥 Hit a side bet for $900 on the BJ table. Went to the strippy after and blew all the winnings. 3 separate private dances. Mid emo girl, 2 girls at once, and some ghetto caked up Pinky lookin ass. Much needed 🤝
My co-worker tried clowning me for eating an uncrustable.
“Is that an uncrustable? What are you 5?”
I chirped him back cuz what a clown take. Uncrustables are goated and he’s just an insecure little man.
Sitting next to @WIACChip in the back of a car driving back home from Nashville. Buddy is sexting and bricked up adjusting his furniture left and right