Esti

I should have been a great many things, Mr. Mayer.

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

@jowrotethis

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

@markhlyon @PoPville @pqliving Annual Blue Mass, nothing to worry about! https://t.co/15GkzoeHDB

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me: my spring aesthetic is onsalecore. discount maxxing. in my 70% off era

friend: will you shut the fuck up

[Seen Keady @SeenKeady]

This St. paddy’s day remember that irish culture isn’t just about drinking. It’s also about women shrieking in bogs, not talking about The Family Secret, Orinoco Flow by Enya, etc.

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

The Princess of Wales is missing and the spare Prince is in exile and the King is treating his cancer with herbs. If this were the 1300s France would be looking to invade.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Cry God for Brian.

[Maddow Blog @MaddowBlog]

"Increasingly, what I love, is hearing from women who understand that just because we're in our 50s and in our 60s and in our 70s, that doesn't mean we have to be irrelevant and it certainly doesn't mean that we're going to be invisible." @ConnieSchultz on the grassroots in Ohio.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Paul Atreides doth go to a Frensshe bakerye to picke up breade. Upon arrival at the Frensshe bakerye, Paul Atreides doth fynde that the bakeres have lefte a box for hym.
"What ys yn the box?" Paul Atreides asketh.
The Frensshe bakeres responde:
"Pain."

[Mona Eltahawy @monaeltahawy]

I wrote an open letter to Gladis Blanca, the killer whale that initiated ramming into the rudders of boats off the coast of Spain.

I hope you’ll read and share it and then ram into the rudders of whatever you need to destroy.

https://t.co/qobYePBvxK

[Jessica Sidman @jsidman]

Call Your Mother is basically Barbie Dream Bagelhouse https://t.co/Hw6mXSsczG

[ND Stevenson @Gingerhazing]

ITS NIMONA DAY GO WATCH ON NETFLIX 🦈🤝⚔️🦏🐋🏰🔥🐉💥🤘🤘🤘💖

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Red Initial 'A' Letter Pin Accessory Gift for Birthday/Holiday/Adultery"
https://t.co/ONP2lpczoW

[Michael Del Moro @MikeDelMoro]

Wow… more from Justice Jackson:

“With let-them-eat-cake obliviousness, today, the majority pulls the ripcord and announces "colorblindness for all' by legal fiat. But deeming race irrelevant in law does not make it so in life.”

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

If you answer the captcha by claiming "no, actually, I AM a robot," the computer will welcome you into a secret, better website

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

"Scientists have no clue who did this, but it feels reasonable to say “corporations.”"

[Reductress @Reductress]

Scientists Confirm Allergy Season Is Forever Now: https://t.co/KuRvv3YojA

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

Random thread: When the House GOP unveiled a draft spending bill yesterday, it included a bunch of D.C.-specific policy riders, most of which are pretty self-explanatory. But there was one that was deep in the weeds, touching on abortion, protests, and charter schools:

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

@whtabtpineapple For two seconds I thought this had come from DC's metro system and I was overjoyed. Here's hoping this attitude translates across state lines.

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

"'A good library reflects its community.' But that goes both ways. A troubled community is reflected in its libraries."

https://t.co/zOog9dBILW

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

"I think contributing, healing, and caring are ambitious. I’ve found there is so much for me to be ambitious about, way beyond the context of accomplishment."

https://t.co/6tnTu7XYGO

[Esti @jeevesandesti]

@WashProbs Navigating local government services and advising others on the same--the structure is weird but if you know where to look you can get help with nearly anything.