Jeeves

chillin with a shaman eatin ramen in a parking lot

[garvy @garvvee]

explaining 9/11 to gen alpha: imagine a much taller charlie kirk

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@AcuffOnBall @minakimes @MarcSessler https://t.co/1FHzn8NZdg

Don’t think so!

[Marc Sessler @MarcSessler]

Cut Deshaun Watson immediately and move on. An exhausting journey for clowns. Drop it and hit the pedal.

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@Filmwatchers1 Gambling is an extremely lucrative business and since they are early in a new market they are in a knife fight for brand loyalty.

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@DaveMcNamee3000 RIP nudeobama 🕊️

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@Mortdog I’m ashamed to admit I was combing this picture for the hidden dog somewhere

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@MegaCrit Broken acrobatics is fun, but seems like a healthy change for the game. Ty for the team’s efforts!

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My friend encountered a well known politician in a men’s restroom. This man, who I won’t name, was obviously staring at my friend’s penis around the dividers at the urinal. My friend said “hey aren’t you Lindsay Graham?” and this man who I won’t name, got scared and left.

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@Mortdog I was told not to believe Robin, and yet look who deceived us in the end!

[zoe claire @fishwitches]

Silly wooper animation

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

The math on this project should mass-humble every AI lab on the planet.

1 cubic millimeter. One-millionth of a human brain. Harvard and Google spent 10 years mapping it. The imaging alone took 326 days. They sliced the tissue into 5,000 wafers each 30 nanometers thick, ran them through a $6 million electron microscope, then needed Google’s ML models to stitch the 3D reconstruction because no human team could process the output.

The result: 57,000 cells, 150 million synapses, 230 millimeters of blood vessels, compressed into 1.4 petabytes of raw data. For context, 1.4 petabytes is roughly 1.4 million gigabytes. From a speck smaller than a grain of rice.

Now scale that. The full human brain is one million times larger. Mapping the whole thing at this resolution would produce approximately 1.4 zettabytes of data. That’s roughly equal to all the data generated on Earth in a single year. The storage alone would cost an estimated $50 billion and require a 140-acre data center, which would make it the largest on the planet.

And they found things textbooks don’t contain. One neuron had over 5,000 connection points. Some axons had coiled themselves into tight whorls for completely unknown reasons. Pairs of cell clusters grew in mirror images of each other. Jeff Lichtman, the Harvard lead, said there’s “a chasm between what we already know and what we need to know.”

This is why the next step isn’t a human brain. It’s a mouse hippocampus, 10 cubic millimeters, over the next five years. Because even a mouse brain is 1,000x larger than what they just mapped, and the full mouse connectome is the proof of concept before anyone attempts the human one.

We’re building AI systems that loosely mimic neural networks while still unable to fully read the wiring diagram of a single cubic millimeter of the thing we’re trying to imitate. The original is 1.4 petabytes per millionth of its volume. Every AI model on Earth fits in a fraction of that.

The brain runs on 20 watts and fits in your skull. The data center required to merely describe one-millionth of it would span 140 acres.

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@idiotpeach Some bird had the most exotic meal of its life and didn’t know it :/

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@megannn_lynne You tweeting your way through old prestige tv is one of my favorite tweet genres

[Acyn @Acyn]

Protester in Minnesota: I’m 70 years old and I’m fucking angry *disappears into gas*

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@Osinttechnical Is all the banking for funsies or is there something functional there

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@desusnice …….. it is more healthy for me to believe that this is ai

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@megannn_lynne We stan a properly medicated queen

[Jeeves @jeeveswashere]

@Mortdog I would like a little badge above the shop that tells me what the ionia/void is that game so that I don’t have to hunt for units to see. I think this was in previous sets