ellen 😴

koolaid in a wine glass 🍒

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

I have a car and a dog and i’m proud

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

build more women’s restrooms 2026

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

airport bar plays clapton tears in heaven, followed by you don’t know you’re beautiful by one direction
diabolical

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

She will go down as the worst press secretary in White House history. A professional liar. A vile and cruel person with no competency…do you agree?

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

This is career-ending for Megyn Kelly. 15 year olds are CHILDREN. They can’t drive. They can’t see rated R movies. But disgusting 50 year old men should be allowed to rape them? Goodbye. Forever.

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

@MarthaQuinn did you just say rest in peace to julie andrew’s on air? 😬

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

you tell me you don’t but it feels like you do

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

@CityMinneapolis feels a little diabolical to not have open restrooms at bde maka ska open hen you know people are out walking year round , today especially

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

“never leaving” (vacation pic)
so actually you are definitely leaving dickhead

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

*buffet fuck

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

some of you never went to the pizza hut lunch before and it shows

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

music so so loud

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

as I ordered a kids meal

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

the young man at chik fil a told me I looked tired

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

monday mornings: forced to work, born to watch shia in the transformers films

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

i’m being punk’d right

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

@jonfavs I want them to ask him questions a second time when he doesn’t answer them the first time

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

oh bennie she’s a-really keen

[ellen 😴 @jeezellen]

logging off until the demure phase is over thx

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

USA wins gold in the women’s 4x100!!!

Sha’Carri COOKED!!! Couple slow exchanges and for what! 😮‍💨 🇺🇸

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

TEAM USA TAKES GOLD IN THE WOMEN'S 4x100M RELAY FINAL 🥇🇺🇸

SHA'CARRI RICHARDSON TURNED ON THE JETS 🔥

(via @NBCOlympics)