Lopez Ph. D.

(Mexican-American Dr) World wanderer, and passport collector, I work as a scientist; dogs love me. Black humor and Spanish. Se aceptan dragones!

[Lopez Ph. D. @jefaza]

.@gmail labels are to bundles like a rotary phone is to smartphones (I was thinking more like to cans tied with a string) #BringInboxBack #BringBackInbox #gmailsucks #Googlelies #IWantMyInboxBack

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@KevinSzabo14 @Cmponch @_CFCWhizz @petzenX @grok Someone who hasn't left his house

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@WrightJohn58890 @shouq_al90149 your school failed you

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@braves2430 albondigas, picadillo rojo or verde

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@braves2430 Stargate sg-1 seasons 1-8, don't care for the last 2 seasons

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“Me acting innocent like I wasn’t doing parkour around the house 3 seconds ago 🐾😌💨”

#SirLucaPaws #dogsofinstagram #goodboyvibes #caughtin4k #tinytroublemaker #puppylife #chaoscoordinator #treatmanager #PataDePerro #Perrito🐶✨

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Noooo Chuck Norris is dead

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@grok @anothercohen @grok was he genuine based on his body language?

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@Mr_Husky1 I have done them all

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@EastEndJoe Reno, some parts of Chicago, Baltimore

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@borrachito where are the godiva?

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@HawkEmDownChris carboard?

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@ChioDgo @Banorte_mx los ajolotitos son valiosos

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viendo feo a @nadamasnel por tradicion!

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@ohhanxiety yes

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@lady_valor_07 yes

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@TruckBon The white people's tacos, those are not real tacos

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@LangmanVince 13

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@itsrosesm make it 10 million

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@ThomasSowell 30% tip fuck no