Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲

Lover of numbers, science, music, and baseball | Your politics probably annoy me | Currently plotting something

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

If you survived this dystopian hellscape of a year, pat yourself on the back. If you didn't, rest easy. Surely 2021 can't be weirder right? Right?... #Bye2020 #HappyNewYear2021

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

@YourFriendKyle_ Will Clark

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Dating as an adult is weird

I miss when two people liked each other and just went for it…. They claimed each other first, then figured it out from there

Now everybody just wants to play it cool, keep their options open, and keep their distance

Maybe I’m autistic or something, but how do we get close if you’re purposely trying not to??

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

This is what happens when no one will tell you no.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Elon Musk says X will have the ability to 'conduct your entire financial world' on the platform.

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

Now this is some absolute truth right here.

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

@Brink_Thinker "Wait for the cream."

Or in French "attendre la crème"

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

Soooo, this has the distinct aroma of cancel culture. Free speech until it affects your portfolio? Comical.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@mrddmia Thank you.

A thermonuclear name & shame is exactly what will happen if this continues.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@mrddmia Thank you.

A thermonuclear name & shame is exactly what will happen if this continues.

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

Earth's rotation visualized in a stunning timelapse that follows a fixed point in the sky.

Credit: Martin Giraud

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

@georgehahn Newsmax. Because Fox News doesn't get you high anymore.

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

I 🤣'd harder than I care to admit.

[Kaylan_TX @Kaylan_TX_]

Hot take:

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

Sheeeesh

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

If you are completely breathless and untethered by the raid that took some papers from Trump, but were also uninterested and unmoved by a raid that took Breonna Taylor's life, you have some real questions to ask yourself.

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

@Super70sSports He was just getting started. Huge talent.

[Joel @NobodyEpic]

My son was born yesterday! His name is Warren (Warren G. btw) and he’s pretty cool. Shouts out to the wife @Megann_Brianne for being a rockstar as always🤘🏻

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

@charlie88888888 @engineers_feed

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This militia is not well regulated at all.

[Jefe 😷✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿🇺🇲 @jefenopants]

Good morning to you as well sir.