Sofa King

yeah, I'm that one chick who always comments on Jeff's posts

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He only likes soy milk and olives<3

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Eating a salad at 11:55pm ugh!

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Pretty little liars is the teen version of Desperate Housewives…

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Working? Work king… WORKKING!!!! Yassssss

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I wonder when pillows became functional AND decorative

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Next week im gonna start on my Miley Cyrus revenge body

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The feminine urge to pee in a urinal

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I hate mfs that tell me not to smoke cigarettes. Bitch I know they’re bad let me hate myself in peace

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@Mariska bring Stabler back, your time is up.

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I wanna fall asleep to tana mongeauus that so fucked up

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You know mums in her bag when the Coldplay comes on

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Trader Joe’s chicken-less orange chicken gave me nightmares😭😭

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@DavidSedaris thank you for making your chapters the absolute perfect length…

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I love furniture

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Choking on meat croquette rn

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There are so many times I wish I had a second phone just to take a pic of my own phone with… it’s part of the aesthetic now. Does that make sense? Pls lmk (this is directed at you Paige)

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Maybe I do have a type after all

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Just threw up in my mouth at the airport

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Why is no one talking about slime waste? Like that shit is rly gonna be a problem soon

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If I have a daughter imma name her Frankie