Jeff Ayars

Technology and Road Bikes

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

@toothrot Hey Jenn 👋

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@martinisoft I’m hiring at ASAPP for SRE and SRE Manager as we grow our team. I’d love to chat. SRE role https://t.co/j3kUibvvvi

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

Nobody ever worries that too much water was used to put out the fire

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@abedra I’m not saying it’s not solvable otherwise, it is compiled and the compiler knows but that’s what the reference says. https://t.co/oFRG0gOVWW

[Doc Norton @DocOnDev]

The agile manifesto says:

"We are uncovering better ways of developing software by doing it and helping others do it."

NOT

"We know the one true way to manage the software lifecycle. We don't actually write software, but we can certify you."

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

@skaw Or do Fritos smell like dogs?

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@jessepinho I have a friend visiting who is interested in talking with people who recently moved to Berlin from the US. DM me if you'd have time

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

@jessepinho - are you still in Berlin?

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@buritica you should write that #RFCguide

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

@mcculloughsean @terronk This made my morning.

[Chicago Inno @ChicagoInno]

New Money: ItemMaster raises $7.5M from @edisonventure
and @ChicagoVentures https://t.co/W2fd3RQYRv

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

@ethangunderson I'd love to talk

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DNS tunneling. Huh. Humans are amazing.

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

I asked my daughter, "what's the most important thing to remember?" She looked at me searching for the answer. "Have fun." I said.

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

Is it sad I just looked up how to spell chillaxin? Or does it demonstrate my attention to detail?

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@thetristan been there, done that. Carrots too.

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

Nooooo!!! @culvers has discontinued my Shaved Prime Rib sandwich. Why? Oh the humanity!

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

#GraceHopper at the keynote, year two and it's way bigger.

[Jeff Ayars @jeff_ayars]

Is it over the top to fist pump when beating your 8th grade daughter in trivia crack?