Jeff Carpenter

Biz developer, democratic rotarian, father, baker, gamer, lover of long walks and good food.

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@BungieHelp my buddy and I were kicked out and he is being throttled, I have and my other fireteam is trying to solo spire and needs our help.

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

We're going to give a JuJu Smith-Schuster autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

We'll pick a winner on Monday 2/20!

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@MLBTheShow @NLBMuseumKC @nlbmprez This is Amazing! Congratulations @nlbmprez & baseball fans everywhere.

[Total Sports Kansas City @TSEKansasCity]

If JuJu Smith-Schuster scores a touchdown AND Kansas City wins today, we'll give a JuJu Smith-Schuster autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

(Be aware of potential scam accounts. We will NOT message you asking for your credit card information.)

[Job One KC @JobOneKC]

🎉Happy #NationalDisabilityEmploymentAwarenessMonth! This month is all about celebrating successes, allyship, & disability inclusion in our community.

➡️Visit https://t.co/wclJqorWDq for more information & ways to celebrate #NDEAM.

#BusinessOnAMission #ConnectEngageBelong

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/VDhgIrqTMG

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

Yes coach!

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

Look at ex royal Rivera, maybe we have some coaching issues to address. Looks like a stark contrast.
https://t.co/PiICR1t08N

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@Wario64 Well this looks like absolute 🗑.

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

This is the best political opponent add I have seen.

[C.W. "Doormani" Gardner @cwg18]

"If we put Schmitt for Brains' record under the microscope, we'll see his so-called "big stick" claim is quite ... underwhelming."

- C.W. Gardner | U.S. Senate candidate

#GardnerForMO
#RideTheVibe
#SchmittersFull

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

I can't stop! Hilarious! That's a #MoSenator for all to enjoy.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

OOOOF

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

OOOOF

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

Tie your shoes. #SMH

[Job One KC @JobOneKC]

We cannot say enough great things about our partnership with the @KansasCityZoo. For the past three years they have been a #SummerWorkExperienceProgram site and are great advocates for inclusive employment. Thank you for your continued support!

#JobOneKC #ConnectEngageBelong

[Jason P. Steed @profsteed]

Today marks the end of what is surely one of the worst terms in #SCOTUS history. Guns and prayer and abortion got most of the attention. But that's not all the Court did. Here are just some of the Court's bad decisions:
1/25

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

This guy's photo and comment are the epitome of #hypocrite. #checkyourself.

[Scott Brandau @ScottBrandau]

@OverlandPark_PD Riding in the back of a pickup truck is illegal? I never got hurt nor fell out when i road in one back in the 80s to even these days... crazy how things are changing to help generate more revenue for the local government...

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@GDoc2001 Do we need to remind you and let's not forget that this midterm is likely to bring worse.

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@zacharyswan21 @PFF @PFF_Chiefs P

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

These jerseys are amazing 👏

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

RT for a chance to win this Salvy City Connect jersey!

#TogetherRoyal

[FIFA World Cup 26 Kansas City @FWC26KansasCity]

Congrats to the @KCComets on advancing to the @MASLarena Ron Newman Cup Semifinals! 🏆

@benjiprice1295 repping KC on #SCTop10 today ⬇️

[Jeff Carpenter @jeff_lcarpenter]

@Nike @AFCRichmond @TedLasso