Jeff Rauber

Professional Pizza Making HOF ‘20. 2013 CPR Certified. 2016 Academic All-State. 2017 Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion. 2020 Covid Survivor.

[Jeff Rauber @jeff_rauber]

Lifting weights is way too heavy

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

delete this or Big Dry Erase is gonna take you out boeing style

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

An unironic "men used to go to war"

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Don’t let the NFL Draft distract you from the fact that the @StLouisBlues just beat the Jets 7-2 in Game 3!!

KEEP IT GOIN BLUES!

[Glen Matthews @glenpmatthews]

That’s my quant

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

First mexican immigrant to go there and open a taco truck will create generational wealth

[Austine @theereal_one]

Damn they need to bring this shit back cause now I got my own money

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

they sure don’t make em like iverson anymore huh

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

Laffy Taffy

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter on acid.
David Wells threw one hungover.

Lets the kids learn how to play the game the right way.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Entourage (2024)

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Allegiant airlines charges for a glass of water but you know what’s free? Ice. Now we wait.

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

THIS ONE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO

[J.P. Hovey @jhovey34]

The brains of Schulz and his team are insane, this is so good 😂😂�

[jay @J5revenge]

when you stay over ya homie crib and he don’t give you a blanket

[Jeff Rauber @jeff_rauber]

@FightMate $30 cash + cogs for the $70 he paid for. Not that hard.

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Anyway. If you’re watching congress right now. You understand that we’re in the Roman collapse.

$35 trillion in debt and they are VIGOROUSLY debating whether a democrat congresswoman is entitled to an apology for a comment about her fake eyelashes.