JeffSmash

All your base are belong to me!

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@itsKARY_ lol that’s your upstairs neighbor

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

Not sure what all the fuss is about #TikTok. If you don't want kids to use it just get the adults to start using it 🤔

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@FacesInThings1
Should i be concerned with this sprinkler in my hotel room?

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

In 2023 we are finding out the true egglasticity of demand 🤔

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

Just in case you haven't seem this a million times: https://t.co/d7Q0lEoj6V

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

Did Jim Nantz sneak in squid kick instead of squib kick? Probably just me.

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

Shouldn't my iPhone know I mean to type you're welcome instead of your welcome? I mean... that's just ducking crazy.

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@GregAbbott_TX
Hello gov, maybe look into this joke of a power grid we have here in Texas.

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@energyinsights Hi,

Just curious if you could let us know why you can't let people know when you are going to cut power, you know since it's 2021 and all. Also, when do you plan to fix that issue?

Thanks,

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

I think it's also a Yellow Submarine

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@HoustonHealth
Are y'all doing vaccines at MinuteMaid every day?

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

So if this laptop thing is real then why wasn't the guy who who stole it prosecuted 🤔. No need to answer that I already know.

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

Wear a mask to suit your mood and feelings about people.
Or just wear a mask!
Car war parked 😊.

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

I have my moments... but I also have my moments.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RT IF YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE JABRONI CORONA VIRUS

[Nikki Bluejeans @NikkiBluejeans]

I am so fortunate to have performed this with @MercuryHouston as a member of the @HSymphonyChorus Chamber Ensemble. Please watch and enjoy. Happy Easter! ❤️

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

That’s why you see everyone drinking at the airport bars... at 8am.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Wow! Thank you to all the new subscribers. Here’s another throwback for you! https://t.co/Jfu65b6NZB Watch, Share & Subscribe. 😄

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

@SaintArnold conserving water!

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@watchmen
Don’t trust atoms...they make up everything!

[JeffSmash @jeff_smash]

This is the way.