Jeff McLeod

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

UCF Rugby 3x Nat. Championship Run http://t.co/6Sth5fKkMa via @gofundme

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

In Japan, we are usually disciplined people.

We respect rules.

We avoid causing trouble.

Then Costco gives us unlimited onions for a hot dog.

Suddenly, centuries of social order disappear.

I bought a hot dog at Costco in Japan and walked over to the toppings station.

I added some onions.

Then a little more.

Then enough onions to make the sausage legally classified as missing.

I added relish.

Mustard.

Ketchup.

Then more onions, because apparently I had become a farmer.

At some point, it was no longer a hot dog.

It was an onion salad with a sausage trapped underneath.

The man next to me stared at it and said,

“Are you eating that here, or taking it home to feed a family of six?”

I tried to pick it up.

The bun immediately gave up.

The sausage escaped from the back.

Onions fell everywhere.

One landed in my drink.

Another landed on a stranger’s tray.

A small child pointed at me and said,

“Mom, that man broke his hot dog.”

No, child.

The hot dog broke me.

I used twelve napkins, lost half the toppings, and smelled like onions for the rest of the day.

The hot dog was cheap.

The laundry bill was higher.

I went to Costco for groceries.

I left smelling like onions and carrying emotional damage.

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@hellenomania @mikepat711 @ZacksJerryRig Apples to oranges just like laptops to robots, not comparable.

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@MarioNawfal Where’s the riot gear? They need to start cracking some heads.

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@mikepat711 He’s a super bull and his predictions never happen, but if his Bear predictions happen 🤑

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@daltonbrewer Nothing new unfortunately, something is happening though.

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@mikepat711 Everyone I talk to hasn’t heard about the RoboTaxies yet. They will be blown away when they see the gold two door ones!!!

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@ICannot_Enough @herbertong @thejefflutz 🤔

[Jeff Lutz 🔋 @thejefflutz]

As long as it’s $65-70/hr for a UAW line worker and the levels of automation per model volume stay equivalent, the US legacy automakers are on a path to insolvency.
No China does not have magic dust to come here and build at those labor rates either… they wouldn’t even start…

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@Yantastic Looks like a liberal Karen

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@Sabiha1278 No your math is

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@mikepat711 I park far away so another car doesn’t park next me and then dings my Tesla!!! Exercise is good 😌

[Jason Lewris @jasonlewris]

BREAKING: As of tonight, 1 in 7 homes for sale in America is in Florida - a state with only ~8% of the nation's homes.

The Florida for-sale market is flashing warning signs:

45% of listings have taken a price cut (6.6 pts above the national rate)

1 in 10 homes are selling for less than the original owner paid

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@TeslaBoomerMama I still have it but it’s not running right now, 2001 Sahara.

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@daltonbrewer It’s probably vaporware

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@mikepat711 Exactly!!!🤔

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@_MaxQ_ @JoeTegtmeyer @ulalaunch @NASASpaceflight I was there for the first

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@mikepat711 This is the most fucked up thing I’ve seen in a long time🙄

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@farzyness

[Jeff McLeod @Jeffamcleod]

@harperlee789 Poop