Jeff Bartha

Pickleball addict. Foodie. Gardner. Costco Executive Member. Human.

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The people that say
“HAPPY NEW YEARS”
Are the same people that don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”

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Please don’t invite me to a white elephant party.

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The @newbalance online customer experience has to be one of the worst interactions I have ever had. I accidentally ordered a womens size 11 instead of a mens. THERE IS NO CANCEL ORDER BUTTON...I emailed them 5 times... they are shipping them to me for me to just send them back!

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Only in LA- “my cleaning lady couldn’t come, she just had her boobs done.”

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Cold apple > room temp apple

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Skittles are just gay m&ms

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I love a big salad

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@madebygoogle My Google Home Mini will no longer connect to wifi. I tried every troubleshooting tip. What now?

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Why are airplane seats so uncomfortable . Would it kill them to use some memory foam?!
@JetBlue

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@Zoom Says it was rejected . Can someone please direct message me about this. I have work calls to do! @Zoom @zoom

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. @Zoom Hello...It is saying my account has been deactivated and I submitted multiple appeals for a few days. How can I gain access back to my account?

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78% of people at the airport are dressed in what looks like various forms of pajamas

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Enough with the pup cups, I don’t need to see your dog trying to lick whip cream out of a tiny cup.

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People dress like it’s Halloween to go to a concert 🤷🏻‍♂️

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How come chicken is chicken and fish is fish. But cow is beef and pig is pork? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Has it always been “Jonas Brothers”?
I have always said “The Jonas Brothers”.

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Do we really still have to say “bless you” every time someone sneezes?

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Out: Not using arm holes on jackets In: Using arm holes on jackets

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I have no idea what 86% of people are dressed up as.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary