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[jeff @jeffbranca]

For my size 12-14 shoe guys...where did the half sizes go? I’m probs a 13.5, but Nike says F U, you’re a 13 or a 14..deal with it

[jeff @jeffbranca]

I had lunch with someone today that prefers diet Pepsi to diet coke. This person was human, not a unicorn. They will never have my respect.

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Flawless commute home tonight. Great lane changes and passing while being cautiously aggressive. #thisguyisgood

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Gonna get some cold cuts today

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@bhickular18 how's mr Horton doing? "I hate it but I love it" #abripperx

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Champs

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@nlakoduk it would be more entertaining to watch me hit balls with shot tracker

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@nlakoduk how do I put money on @IanJamesPoulter scoring 0 points this year? #rydercup

[jeff @jeffbranca]

At Philly airport ran into #jrw had to grab a selfie with pierce jones #llws

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

When you see a friend today go "Did you know today is Low Five Friday" *fake low five/nut tap* "JUST KIDDING. IT'S NUT TAP FRIDAY BABAY"

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Hey @rickiefowler, nice swass #pgachampionship

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@bhickular18 please give me your odds that tiger wakes up tomorrow with spasms and has to wd

[jeff @jeffbranca]

I love golf. I love tiger. I don't think tiger loves golf, he loves being good at golf. He'll retire if he becomes average. #jeffthoughts

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Never gets old

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@evansjr29 no, don't switch. Talk to him and make up everything about yourself. Keep track of how many lies you tell, my record is 26

[Southwest C Group @TheCgrouper]

Middle seat guy just asked for 3 bags of peanuts and 2 bags of wheat thins. #SouthwestAirlines #socgroup

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Birmingham airport booming tonight at prime time #ismorganfreemantalking

[jeff @jeffbranca]

@ImTheButterGuy RT : Can't beat cooking up a full English. Smell of cooking bacon gets me every time. Love it.

[jeff @jeffbranca]

Watch out @bhickular18