Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake

Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

Hide your pies

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 Jason Biggs splits from his wife Jenny Mollen after 18 years of marriage. https://t.co/RCWUKsWSTR

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

The idea that there are people paying 5k to see Kid Rock is really breaking my brain.

[KidRock @KidRock]

Here we go again.

The fake liberal media says I’m charging $5,000 for front-row tickets.

They know damn well that’s not the full story.

Those are extremely limited First Class seats like I explained  — FOUR tickets per row, first five rows only (5k per seat row 1, 4k row 2, 3k row 3, 2k row 4, 1k row 5) — Again ONLY 4 seats in rows 1 through 5 (20 "first class" seats in venues that hold 15k to 25k people)

But instead of reporting facts or that lawn seats are only 50 bucks or how we are cutting out the scalpers, they twist it for headlines / clicks and to attack me - nothing new here.

I WILL pray for them but I know that sooner or later God will cut ‘em down.

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

Idk I would probably just not go online and tell the world it took me over a year to read one book 🤷‍♂️

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Finished the entire Bible it’s been a 13 month word by word page by page no skimming journey. Humbled, enlightened and amazed at what I read and what I learned. I will rest and meditate on so much. I will begin it again.

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

I figured out the ideal use for AI and it’s to make breaking news graphics in the style news/sports organizations use but for completely mundane life moments. You’re either very welcome or I’m very sorry, for what’s about to happen on this timeline today…

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

Idk as someone who has been married an above average number of times, I’m gonna pretty strongly disagree that 15 is the biologically ideal age for marriage…

[Infodex @infodexx]

Ideal age for marriage:

Biologically - 15 years.
Religiously- 15-17 years.
Socially - 26 years.
Legally - 18 years.
Traditionally - 24 - 28 years.
Economically - 30 years.
Logically - never.

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

“This was an opinion-based essay. No evidence required.” might unintentionally be the best explanation of MAGA politics I’ve ever seen.

[Kristi Fulnecky @KristiFulnecky]

@hannahgais What’s your education since you call people illiterate? This was an opinion-based essay. No evidence required. Oh you’re a journalist! That explains your confusion.

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

Why does this look like the last thing you’re ever gonna see?

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

the invite we’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived!!

[Uncommon Sense @Uncommonsince76]

White guy says he doesn’t want to be replaced in his own country.

Immediately fired from his job.

Normies always ask, “Why do the guys in Patriot Front wear masks !!?” This is why.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

funniest day online since the billionaire submersible went missing

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

The cool thing about being fat is that if you don’t exercise people judge you for it but if you do exercise people judge you for it.

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Fatty's pants fell off while on the tread mill. 😭😭

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

This is actually true. Just today my kids were arguing in the car and I was like “Jesus Christ makes this stop” and he didn’t.

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

This is insane. Everyone knows the greatest fraud in broadcast history was Too Many Cooks…

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

60 Minutes is a major part of the News Organization of CBS, which has just created the Greatest Fraud in Broadcast History. CBS should lose its license, and it should be bid out to the Highest Bidder, as should all other Broadcast Licenses, because they are just as corrupt as CBS—and maybe even WORSE!

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

@DSnydd @cheriejamison Burnt. Just like the thin cardboard crust of NY pizza always is.

[Brent Terhune in Cincinnatti July 11 @BrentTerhune]

Half a second after you open the Ark of the Covenant

[Anna Khachiyan @annakhachiyan]

Sorry

[Vinny “The Barberino” Beefcake @jeffdanza]

@cheriejamison Must have been a Monday.