Jeff DeChambeau

Internet user #38,103,237.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@Jonathan_Blow Hm maybe something like:
1. Parse press releases/news for AI coding startups signing non-exclusive non-revenue "strategic partnerships" with publicly traded name brands
2. If the name brand pop upon press release, buy puts
3. Allow time to pass
4. Profit

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@melnickjeffrey1 Greetings fellow Jeff. Here's a thing I wrote a few years ago that may be what you're looking for https://t.co/kwlAIyIrD9

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@smartereveryday Philosopher here: time is the medium in which change exists and is seen.

Assume the universe can exist in (at least) 2 states: A & B. So long as states are not identical, it follows that they cannot both occupy the same moment.

Therefore multiple moments (aka time) exist(s).

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@davidslavick Everything will go smoothly and the world will keep getting better.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@andraydomise Please make #LegalizePoppers trend.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@willmenaker grab 'em by the puppy

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@randylennox7117 great new heashot at https://t.co/7aPO66NcdZ -- any chance you could release it to public domain to use on your wiki page?

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@Guccilean when are you back already

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@JunkballMedia I'm making my way through all your videos, I absolutely love them -- perfect mix of information and personality!

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

I've distilled everything I know about political science/life down to one chart.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@AndrayDomise @TEDxToronto @iveybusiness Andray, you're the best!

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OpenAI Universe : Training Agents to Interact with Websites!! https://t.co/ytTvZ82r6I #AI #DeepLearning #RL

[Andrew Young @SpartanVTyranny]

“Ah you think political celebrity is your ally? You merely adopted celebrity. I was born in it, molded by it." https://t.co/Cg4BuiB361

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@ashleyfeinberg It seems like they have at least two cameras and are editing the same source together. It's such a weird place to cut.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@BRStyleCA Pretty surprised at how bad your online customer service is. The entire experience feels like something from 1995.

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@popurls hey guys, love the site! the huffpo section has been frozen for like 6 months now!

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

Quick and easy? The phone???

[Jeff DeChambeau @jeffdechambeau]

@thedextriarchy How much you want to bet the child-sized clothing is cause she's magically aged from being a kid. Not creepy right?