Jeffrey Greene

Assistant Professor. Writer. Action figure/chihuahua collector. D&Der. Unsung hero. Lover of dashes and slashes.

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@KSU_UITS @quitesean @readywriting @pjbntly @SWWIMmiami @bloodandketchup @LizardOfAwesome https://t.co/jOnl7uITNO

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@jlesgibbs3 @parisxtokyo @TheShannonHames @allistelling @Carsonwl1 @CartographyGame @writingasjoe @MarcJSteen @Boat_Girl_ @BeatingWindward @cyningstangames @tkalvord @EastCobbWeather @ProfRox https://t.co/hUJ1OQ4j4E

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https://t.co/BbgIT6pkbv @CaylaMHoward @Scrivenings @KSU_Charles @joeylunchbox @_randywinston @witchcitydad @lesliehankey @Derek_Haines @lbdaws @DigiKatSPSU @BlakeNorthcott @jgpesq @LDoyleOwens @digirhet @LynneBarrett

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Smushy limps out of an alleyway and vomits a mixture of brackish blood and bile on the sidewalk. #TVsZ

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@heroinechique @Hutch_Hogan @jmcauley998 @allistelling Hero cat lunges out of a nearby alleyway, hissing at the zombie. #swipe #TVsZ

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@allistelling @joeylunchbox he's advancing the narrative through my text! ;)

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@joeylunchbox got it

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@joeylunchbox wasn't sure if that's legal. Can I be [F] for feline? #TVsZ

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@allistelling @heroinechique @joeylunchbox So sad. Human dead. Will have to get my Fancy Feast elsewhere.

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@heroinechique @TNguyening1 Smushy swiped for you.

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@Hutch_Hogan @heroinechique Captain Smushy purrrrz.

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@allistelling @heroinechique Stupid humans needs protection so Captain Smushy mews a distraction. #tvsz #swipe

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@allistelling [failure -- not enough Twitterfoo] #tvsz

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Smushy hears a noise outside... a growling? #TvsZ

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@BassettUS doesn't honor its warranty after product breaks under normal use. Couldn't be more disappointed. #bassettfurniture #bassett

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@allistelling http://t.co/yTE3OgqdCJ

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Pretty terrible on a number of levels: "Hatred" Reveal Gameplay Trailer: http://t.co/24Xx0cbuhH via @YouTube

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@allistelling

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It's official: it took me exactly one year of living in my current house to finally put books on shelves #livingoutofboxes4ever