Jeff I

Keeping an eye on things with a sense of humor, with my beloved wife Barbara. (Cute animal retweets are for her) Now in Southern California

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ @ChaosAgent_42]

BREAKING:

New footage emerged of VANDALS driving their SUVs on the newly finished pond sealant, effectively ruining it!

[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

@SuGaR_Babbyyy Looking up and to the left on my phone. That's what time it is.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Eating watermelon with friends..🍉🥰

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

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[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

@charise_lee Huh... interesting

[Ben Goggin @BenjaminGoggin]

Verified users on X are reposting old videos of bombings and building collapses suggesting that they are footage from Israel today.

The posts are getting up to a million views, while the posters are most likely benefiting from X’s monetization program

https://t.co/Rp67GWqNl8

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

When you realize that the attractive lawyer who flattered you on TV is horrified bc she passed on a jury trial...

...and the lawyer who made you pay his full fee up front can't stop smiling.

#MondayMood

[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

Same in Palm Springs

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

How it feels to wake up in Las Vegas today

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Even Groundhog's got a sweet tooth

[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[Jeff I @jeffer_i]

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[NBC News @NBCNews]

Former President Jimmy Carter and his wife, Rosalynn Carter, drove through a festival in his hometown of Plains, Georgia, just a week before his 99th birthday. https://t.co/qXgqInRNud