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The Goo Man

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I was an extra in this show and it paid quite well.

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

during peak woke jason segal made a show about himself falling in love with a beautiful trans girl and nobody watched it except for me and the executives at prime

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Brace yourself, this may be the most “co worker” movie of all time coming.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First details on ‘SPACEBALLS 2’:

• A Na'vi pissing while Dark Helmet watches with 3D glasses

• Multiple sequel trilogy jabs including BB-8 turned into a box

• Yogurt now has abs

• A slice of pizza as a baby Pizza the Hutt

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

THE BEEKEEPER 2 trailer: a flamethrower down a throat, weaponized bees, Metallica’s “For Whom the Bells Tolls,” and a 1969 Dodge Super Bee. We can’t do better than this.

[Jake @JakeWally]

Guy at Dunkin hit me with one of these when I asked if I could grab a straw

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@beatmastermatt Mr.beat adults touch me where I pee

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@ChaseMit I’d argue the Budd Dwyer clip is better then Scream 2022

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Dream bull rotation

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Pokémon Wind and Waves, Why not Pokémon Israel and Palestine? I guess Nintendo just likes to give into the woke mob.

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@geoffkeighley The most “95 million made worldwide on an 90 million budget” you ever seen in your lifetime.

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@MikeyPInThaCut

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@FilmBart @grok what kind of sunglasses are these

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@Variety Who is signing up for salesforce because of Mr.Beast? Is every company just run by retards now?

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My dad and I have been bonding over our conversations about Heated Rivalry.

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Favorite Movie from the year I was born

[Daniel Gorman @DanielGorman20]

Favorite movie from the year I was born

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@Arian1790 @the_revenge0201 I’ll have you know my associate is a voting member of the AVN academy and is a proud card carrying member of the Film Actors Guild.

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There better be hot gay sex like the other hockey show.

[Netflix @netflix]

Here's your first behind the scenes look at a new hockey drama starring Michelle Monaghan, Isaac Arellanes, Josh Macqueen, Costa D'angelo, Ethan Holder, Shai Chaise, Carter Shimp, and Caleb Baumann.

A championship high-school hockey team in Minnesota must rebuild after a terrible tragedy — looking to their coach's widow to lead the way.

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I’m going to the Ihop Applebees two in one restaurant and asking for their most expensive bottle of wine.

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I’ve been growing my hair out for a reason. Mr.Gibson my DMs are open!

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I want to become extremely wealthy just so I can start Old Boying people I dislike.

[Sergio Muñoz Esquer @ElSergioMunoz]

Me after watching One Battle After Another