Jeff Glasse

Software engineer whisperer

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

I’m developing a strategy game in which you give dinosaurs amazing haircuts. I call it Jurassic Part.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

BAM! POW! ZZZZZZAAAAP!

[Seth Sommerfeld @sethsommerfeld]

Who decided to hire the guy behind the Adam West Batman series’ fight scene onomatopoeias to do Tinder’s redesign?

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on J6th.

Not one Democrat.
Not one Atheist.
Not one Muslim.
Not one BLM.
Not one Antifa.

All of them were christian, fascist republican terrorists... 100% of them.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@permabttm NOT MY PROBLEM INTERN

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@permabttm Only if they promise to bring us Bertha’s Mussels

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@permabttm The official term is “nerd wrangler”

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@permabttm it’s rolling out globally as we speak.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@Pospi11 @Tinder check again.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

@TeslaSolar @CNBC I’ve been waiting for Tesla Solar for *thirteen months.* Endless runarounds, contradictory updates, and a complete lack of accountability. You have no credibility at this point.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

Congrats, @Tesla team. This morning FSD was able to handle a morning commute from Culver City to West Hollywood completely unassisted, despite the fact that it was raining. Amazing achievement to unify stack and deliver such dramatically improved performance. Kudos to the team!

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

High point of the day: being required to prove I'm not a robot before using ChatGPT.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

read: Netflix is about to start charging you for your deadbeat friends if you don’t kick them off the boat ASAP

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

In fairness, funnel cakes are only slightly less dangerous.

[DeMoe 😬 (AFC South Champs) @DeMoeRoberson]

And this is why I only go to the fair for funnel cakes & vibes. No rides.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

Peak NYC

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

He left the back of his vehicle open.
He crossed the street,
unfolded a chair,
sat, watched,
and waited.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

My patience has 100% test coverage.

[Jeff Glasse @jeffglasse]

I know a lot of people who regret meeting Dave Rubin. Don't know anyone who regrets having not met him.

[Tinder @Tinder]

Mysteries to solve, secrets to expose and it's up to you and someone new to uncover them 😏Join #SwipeNight and start making connections today.

https://t.co/SnTo5MDmaL

DISCLAIMER: Swipe Night is an 18+ experience and contains depictions of violence

[Variety @Variety]

Tinder Series ‘Swipe Night’ to Explore ‘Gen-Z Whodunit’ in Season 2 (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/2ewVm3OsAw