Comedian/ Self-employed/ Show Runner, Producer of the maija Show. and the maija show #dashcomedy radio #maijareturns@maijareturns#marcusking#worldfamoustore
Oct 11 7;30 get tickets early , the hilarious Maija DiGiorgio!! The MAIJA SHOW,, #maijareturns#imheather#JeffhusbandsComedy#NETflixHBO#at world famous HOLLYWOODIMPROV#the best Comedian in planet 🌎
Me: “I’m starving”
Men of Twitter: “I’ve got something for you to eat”
Me: “I didn’t sleep a wink last night”
MoT: “I know how to put you to sleep”
Me: “I’m so depressed, my dog just died”
MoT: “I’ve got a bone that cheer you up”
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If u hear me bragging, it’s not about stuff I have, it’s about growing up in Brooklyn, before cell phones. We lived in a small apartment & our pool was a fire hydrant. We hung out on stoops, played my car ur car, & handball in a schoolyard; those were truly happy days
Dunno why everyone makes such a big deal about wisdom teeth. Got all 4 out, was totally sober the entire time, and all I've taken is some ibuprofen and I'm able to eat normal foods already with no pain.