So to sum up today's news, our president has a nipple fetish, Vance's team is jumping ship and Trump announced a historic peace deal in the Iran war only to have both Israel AND Iran say they have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.
What a time to be alive.
America is back fighting a war we already won because Iran shot down an Apache helicopter with a military we already destroyed, and it's all over nukes they never had and a strait that was wide open.
Is that about right?