Jeff

Systems Engineer | Positive Vibe Technician | Meat Popsicle

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

Why are they even trying to interview Brunson right now? Dude can't speak. Just let him celebrate.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@spursnsalsa Yeah he pretty quickly turned into SGA.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@TheGarlandNixon Hardly breaking news.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@0x534c There's an E7 now? 🫪

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@comocrate @Mrczar_ Looks like he posted it back in Feb and 2 other people copied it.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

So to sum up today's news, our president has a nipple fetish, Vance's team is jumping ship and Trump announced a historic peace deal in the Iran war only to have both Israel AND Iran say they have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

What a time to be alive.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

Just saw Disclosure Day...

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@LakeShowYo YEAH, WE KNOW!!

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@hrdktwt This is what AI was built for.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@xenappblog

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@VicLombardi I cannot believe Vic. No reason to try to score there.

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@AltitudeTV @nuggets

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@JMurrayWrld I don't want young and exciting. I want our boys back. They ARE the voice of Nuggets basketball.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

There is no worse experience than buying a car at a dealership. It takes less time to buy a house.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@ChrisMarlowe Whatever their direction is, I hate it. You guys are the best in the business and we'll miss you.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

America is back fighting a war we already won because Iran shot down an Apache helicopter with a military we already destroyed, and it's all over nukes they never had and a strait that was wide open.

Is that about right?

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

"Can you explain the gap in your resume?"

👀

[White Cat @CatWhite_3]

5 liters of Red Bull, one tiny toothpick, and unlimited determination 💀🥤

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@PenguinWeb3 Works in Gemini too. Not as cursed but still hilarious.

[Jeff @jeffirvine]

@PenguinWeb3 LOL, OMG.