jeff the kitchen master

kitchen appliances and general machandise centre

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

I never thought I'll post this, but Mombasa County residents may fall prey to Sonko's theatrics and vote him.

[Kui Karingithi @KuiKaringithi]

It's taken me exactly 1 year and 4 months to accept that someone I've known for 20+ years set me up to be conned. Yaani, she was in on it. This town is rough 😔. Acceptance is very very painful.

[Eric @amerix]

Your mental health begins with

- Sun 🔆

- Sweat 🏋️‍♂️

- Steak 🍗

- Sleep 🛌

The 4S of healthy living.

Not anti-depressants.

#FoodFriday

[Wesley @Ambani_Wessley]

So some men take loan to marry, like borrow millions to throw a wedding party..

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The kind of music I can sit and listen to, with my old mzee on a Friday evening...... Enjoy your weekend!

[Kibor @MrSinistral]

Welcome to Kenya where politics humbles all, Natemebeya the RC 😂😂

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Will Pep ever win the Champions League again? 😳

[Mwihaki @Mwihakiwanganga]

the other day i was bargaining some merchandise with an old Mzee and i told him 'heeeh Mani dunginyederia uguo goro muno' he laughed and said 'nie dire Mani de thoguo' 😂😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

One of Italy’s greatest ever number 10’s will be back in action alongside Lionel Messi right here at 13:00 CET. 😄🔙🇮🇹 #ad

[ICEA LION Group @ICEALION]

KWS: Calm down, what do you see?

Kiangua resident on the line: I See A Lion

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting that:

1. A group of Azimio affiliated Secretary- Generals have been denied access to the AZIMIO agreement deposited with the Registrar of Political Parties.

....It is so DECLASSIFIED!

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Name a football player who absolutely carried a team

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

It's taken me exactly 2 years and 6 months to accept that the woman I loved & knew for 4+ years poison me.
Acceptance is very very painful. Women😭.

[Wuod Mwalimu @omollaw_]

Welcome to Kenya where degree holders are searching for jobs and job holders are searching for degrees.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Polycarp Igathe seeks blessings from Sabina Joy landlord and billionaire Mzee Gikonyo Kanyuira.

[Eric @amerix]

5 simple tips:

- Eat at least 2 hours before bedtime. No full stomach at bedtime.

- Walk after eating or do a domestic activity.

- Walk barefoot on the earth every weekend for 1 hour.

- Sleep on the floor regularly.

- Practice resting squats every morning.

#BetterTogether

[Kalonzo Musyoka @skmusyoka]

What an incredibly amazing welcome for the Buffalo gang in Changamwe. Indeed #HakikaTutaweza. The dynamic duo of #SonkoMbogo will bring a revolutionary change to County 001.