Jeff 🇵🇸

Simon on the streets, Garfunkel in the sheets

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

free palestine bro

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

If you think that this is just something for fun, you are beyond stupid. Rewriting history will be easier when you can make fake AI footage to back it up. A new Orwellian nightmare reality.

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@Iskesullas It’s a fairly obvious bot account

[Líam Mac Eoghain 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @LiamMacEoghain]

Irish water can shove it up their hole. Not a single drop will be conserved as long as data centres are running. Native flowers are far more important.

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@gmbarnard22 @ClonkyClonky If it’s an online post comment or reply to the poster and tell them how shit it looks and that it’s contributing to rising electricity bills around the country while also wasting fresh water
Bad online pushback will make them stop

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@BHills_03 Caught with weapons of mash destruction

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@tomvinall00 Will Still had no business putting that top bins on Boxing Day 1963

[Tom @tomvinall00]

Pico Lopes, who was born in Ireland, received a Linkedin message in Portuguese asking if he wanted to play for Cape Verde.

Not understanding it, he ignored the message for nine months until he was sent the message again in English.

Now he’s kept a clean sheet vs Spain 👏

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@Dr__Virtual @BenPawsonApex @QuotesSimpsons1 All of the above

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@Sidemen Earth shattering news for virgins across the globe

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

Price on Arsenal not finishing in the top 4 next season @paddypower ?

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@OdohertyI64991 Go suck a lemon

[Ben Pennings @BenPennings]

🇮🇪 A football commentator in Australia would be hung and quartered for daring this. US, UK and many other nations too. All power to you Richard Sadlier 💚 #FreePalestine #BDS 🇵🇸

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Salah put in the greatest individual season in Premier League history, signed a two year deal and walked out the door for free 12 months later over a manager who delivered one of the clubs worst ever seasons, the people at the top have completely lost their way

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@irishexaminer Completely out of touch government, anyone who votes for them has rocks in their head

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Farewell to Mohamed Salah.
A faintly ridiculous 193 goals and 93 assists in the Premier League. 286 goal involvements in 327 appearances — a record surpassed only by Alan Shearer (324) and Wayne Rooney (311), both of whom made at least 100 more appearances.
The only player to have been named PFA Player of the Year three times.
One of English football’s greatest imports and Africa’s greatest exports. A phenomenon #LFC
https://t.co/kGRPVHumsK

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@Danny_McMoomins Yer faether would be proud

[Don Vito Iraola @baggingpips]

Let's call a spade a spade.

Slot won the league in his first season by not changing anything, inheriting a fortress in Anfield & experienced winners.

Since then, he's shown how terrible he really is over 16 months, failing to adapt to the league after implementing his style.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Jeff 🇵🇸 @jefflawlesssss]

@Bricky67_ @RyanDaniels3 @big_sam92 @Jasonoshea @AdamByrne6