jeff bindley

Editor/Critic The Moo Moo Land Daily Chronicle

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@SharpsBrewery I was on holiday in St Ives in April and had a few pints of your Cold River cider on Porthminster beach which I really enjoyed. I’m back in St Ives later this month and wondered if there was anywhere else in the town that sold it.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@CrossCountryUK Ok. Can you tell me how many carriages there will be?

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@CrossCountryUK Hi wonder if you can help. We have tickets on your 10:11 service from Leeds to Plymouth tomorrow the 15th but for some reason we are unable to reserve seats. Could you assist us please?

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

Could you please respond to my message.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@bradfordmdc I reported a missed recycle bin collection online last Friday. Ref 2023/02/01159. Could you please tell me when my bins will be emptied as they are both full and in danger of overflowing onto the pavement.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@jessicaelgot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@DavidDavisMP You have stabbed in the back the man who won your party an 80 seat majority at the last election. The electorate will not forgive or forget your treachery.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@InplayMan It’s a miracle!! Game has finished and the site has come back up. Still doesn’t recognise my log in details. Bloody useless.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@InplayMan Still waiting to get my free bet on the game. It’s a bloody joke!!

[mr @peckham65Grant]

During lockdown me and mates at work shared a packet of Jaffa cakes ,now the question is are Jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes ,if biscuits I think we might be in the clear .however if they are classed as cakes we could be in deep sh** as that would obviously be classed as a party 😱

[Simon Brfc Hopkins @hopkinsBRFC21]

Don’t just sit there human throw my stick 😂🥰❤️

[GWR @GWRHelp]

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[Chris Ewan @chrisewan]

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[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@mitsyarty If I had £1 for every gender there is supposed to be today I’d still have £2.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I've been learning a lot about climate change this week and the solution seems to be a potent mix of private jets, limos and a teenager who invented a brilliant way to avoid going to school.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@GNev2 So the result was the Prime Ministers fault not the managers? You truly are deluded.

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@InplayMan @SkyBet Yes they’ve done me up like a kipper!

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@btsportfootball could you do something about the sound on the Celtic game? The crowd noise is drowning out the commentary!

[Peter Miller @TheCricketGeek]

Nothing better than this will happen all summer

[jeff bindley @jeffoneb]

@georgegalloway @JeffStelling @SkySportsPL Have to agree, woke and unwatchable now. I’ve switched to BT score.