jeffreysweeney

Attorney and Dad

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

I’d rather watch Mo Vaughn and Cecil Fielder go at it like again.

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

Having finally received a license to stage an event in Massachusetts, the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship will have its state debut at Fenway Park. https://t.co/50L26QQdm1

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

He punched a volcano too hard

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Norris has been hospitalized after a medical emergency in Hawaii.

What we know: https://t.co/wWK8lZIpda

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

Odds Trump thinks Hormuz is a brand of chili?

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

So much for less government, Republicans. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

No one is taking away your Dunkin'. But isn't it reasonable to ask whether a drink loaded with 180 grams of sugar is safe?

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

Not even bothering to be deceptive. Just lying and tweeting it out there. Absolute dirtbags

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

I’ve been to 16 of these

I’ve never seen Republicans behave like this during a Democrat SOTU

Never

Yet the MSM says nothing

Why?

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

Is this the guy that yelled the N word? Because (and I may be wrong) that’s not what I understood Tourette’s to be about. So is this a massive troll and just more evidence of how out of touch rich people are from the rest of us?

[Fellowship of Fans 💍 @FellowshipFans]

🚨WHAT A MOMENT

Robert Aramayo winning the ‘Leading Actor’ Award at the @BAFTA’s 2026 alongside his speech🥹

Tears, smiles and joy everywhere! #BAFTAs

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

Cabanarama

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Name this band. 🎸

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

He perjured himself on national TV. Grow up. DGAF

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

The guy literally eats pizza for a living.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete I’ve ever seen in my life 😂

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

But a white cockbag from
Mississippi steals welfare money and you still call him the greatest. Fuck right off.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Uh Oh: Rams star WR Davante Adams has gone viral for having an open Michelob Ultra can of beer in his locker after the playoff loss to the Seahawks last night.

This is not a good look...

😬😬😬

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

He has no coach

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

They said Shedeur was a bust.
They said Shedeur was spoiled.
They said Shedeur was a loser.
They said Shedeur was selfish.
They said Shedeur was irrelevant.
They said Shedeur was a bad leader.
They said Shedeur was going to fail.

Shedeur Sanders is a Pro Bowl QB.

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

It’s the NFL it’s a game of survival you fucking idiot

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

The Patriots Path To The Super Bowl…

1. Easiest Regular Season Schedule Ever
2. Chargers With No Offensive Line
3. Texans With No Nico Collins
4. Broncos With No Bo Nix

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

@kurt13warner screw you.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Drake Maye made it to a Super Bowl before Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Justin Herbert, Jared Goff, Dak Prescott, Baker Mayfield and Trevor Lawrence.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Reminder that Kyle Rittenhouse showed up to a protest like this and Republicans called him a hero

[Howard Betta @Gaige_returns]

• No scandals
• No arrests
• No drama
• No allegations

Just some damn good football.

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

That Botox forehead is hanging on by its fingernails

[Fox News @FoxNews]

NEW: Nick Reiner's attorney Alan Jackson makes a statement following Reiner's first court appearance:

"This is a devastating tragedy that has befallen the Reiner family. We all recognize that."

"There are very, very complex and serious issues that are associated with this case. Those need to be thoroughly, but very carefully dealt with and examined and looked at and analyzed."

"We ask that during this process you allow the system to move forward in the way that it was designed to move forward — not with a rush to judgment, not with jumping to conclusions."

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

You spelled “Conservative Politician” wrong.

[New York Post @nypost]

Alleged Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson played ‘furry’ porn video games online: report https://t.co/pGvQCZTptF

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

But let’s leave the angry white hetero motherfuckers alone that have killed all these kids

[CNN @CNN]

The Justice Department is examining ways to limit transgender people's right to own guns, according to two officials familiar with the discussions
https://t.co/dRIXMjrbFY

[jeffreysweeney @jeffreysweeney]

@KristinaRex Went to FL the day after and my kids mom has a picture timeline of the shell shock and eventual return to normalcy. Good for you.