Jeff

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Every Bears game is the worst football you've ever seen for 45 minutes and then you look up in the fourth quarter and it's a one possession game.

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Final (OT) - Bears 22, Packers 16 📉

The @ChicagoBears' win probability was as low as 0.5% before recovering an onside kick coming out of the two-minute warning (trailing 16-9 w/2 timeouts). This is the 5th-most improbable win in the NGS era (since 2016).

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[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@JCruz2_ looking like WR1

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo as soon as I saw that bum under center I knew it was comeback time

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@Rich_Shiner @patrickfinley finally some bears news that doesn't make me wanna kill myself

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo LMAO ask your OBGYN if tylenol causes autism and report back

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo @mollmollmoll You're arguing that this lady wasn't saved because "the left" was too harsh on daniel penny. that's totally gibberish logic

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo @mollmollmoll My point is that Penny was arrested and then acquitted, so the system works!

Saying that this lady would've been saved if Penny was never put on trial is just cultural war nonsense

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo @mollmollmoll if they were thinking about daniel penny then they probably would've actually done something because 1. he was acquitted 2. he was immediately hired as a fucking partner at a16z and 3. right-wing suck him off every chance they get

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

@theBMondo @mollmollmoll no one on this train is thinking about daniel penny in this moment lmao the point is that these situations are not comparable except for the fact that they both happened on trains I guess

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

The best part about Bears games in primetime is how everyone on Twitter is like "oh my god this is the worst football game I've ever seen" while I'm just sitting there like "this is every Bears game of my entire life."

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Congrats to everyone. At times I even doubted we’d get it done by July 4!

But now we’ve delivered big tax cuts and the resources necessary to secure the border.

Promises made, promises kept!

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

They're literally doing the meme

[wint @dril]

IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

Love being a fan of the refs! This season was a movie for us

[Ben Hunt @EpsilonTheory]

Masterful gambit, sir. Tell me again, Fintwit, what a genius Bessent is.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The guy I buy birdseed from is ripping me off. He and I should be selling equal amounts of birdseed to each other

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Jeff @jeffshakeit]

Go ahead and shit on Trump all you want, but he really is a terrible fucking person