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[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

LOVE THIS ONE! Very healthy.

If enough people bite their food into heart shapes, we can unlock the next stretch goal in #MasterDater!

Learn about the game over here: https://t.co/Hk8wpLCxXs

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

We've got a new card game, all about creating fucked up perfect dates for your friends. Check out MASTER DATER: https://t.co/Hk8wpLCxXs

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

bonus points for DRUGS

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

In case you missed it, yesterday we announced our 3rd card game: MASTER DATER. It's a game where you create bizarre, perfect dates to pander to very, very specific interests: https://t.co/RvIwWfKUIA

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

We somehow obliterated our first stretch goal of getting 69 backers (I think we're bad at this) and now every BIG LOVE edition of Master Dater comes with the UNCUT EXPANSION PACK: 150 extra spicy cards to make family game night awkward. Grab yours here: https://t.co/Vn2CD22yk2

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

Which one would you choose to help raise your lousy son? Make your most creative argument in the replies for a chance to win a free copy of Master Dater! You can also get it here: https://t.co/rBjlcxapul

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

We gave you stretch goals, and you stretched. A very NSFW expansion pack has been added to every Big Love edition: https://t.co/Vn2CD22yk2

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

WE'RE DOING A THING!!! Go participate, help Lucy find true love: https://t.co/d7HUlQB6Ng

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

Lucy needs love! Go help her! https://t.co/wpgvpkVBVb

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We're doing something new on YouTube! Go participate in our insane, sexy game show:
https://t.co/d7HUlQB6Ng

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

Oh my... we just unlocked a new stretch goal. 10 exclusive Joking Hazard cards in EVERY box!

btw 6 out of 9 doctors agree that people who don't play Master Dater will never find true love: https://t.co/Z95vznWmCI

[Cyanide & Happiness @Explosm]

Lucy is extremely fucking sad, you guys. Help her find love in our new interactive series about a weird-ass gameshow on an island: https://t.co/d7HUlQB6Ng

[jeff slocum @jeffslocum]

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[jeff slocum @jeffslocum]

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Win FREE coffee for a YEAR! https://t.co/JJ9qewnTl6